Too_Short_for_My_Own_Good

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    Steve Rogers looks for death, that elusive fucker dodging him left and right. He stares at walls, talks to ghosts and smokes a boatload of weed. He has a homeless friend who sells stuff on the sidewalk. He eats greasy burgers and barbecue chips. He works for S.H.I.E.L.D., because why the hell not? Yet, unwittingly, there are several things he rediscovers: communism, sex, and then, unbowed, unbroken and very much unhinged, the only equal to his insanity: Bucky Barnes.

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    Or: Jumping off Brooklyn Bridge, a road trip through Europe, fucking up against walls and fighting over God and Marx.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Alfred will always ensure Wayne Manor is well-protected. Even if it means dipping into skills he amassed for an entirely different profession.

    (or, the one where Bruce Wayne is a former doctor turned blissful soccer dad of seven, Alfred is a butler-grandfather who got in way too deep, and Wayne Manor is the safest place in Gotham for a reason)

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    Tw: a t1 diabetic murdered via insulin overdose.

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    It’s not like Stiles had intended to keep his non-human-ness from the pack. Truely he thought they knew. It’s not like he had been particularly good at hiding the fact that he was the literal guardian of the Beacon Hills forests.

    — or —
    The five times Stiles blatantly shows his true power around the pack without them realising it.

    And the one time they actually talk about the fact Stiles is not exactly human.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.

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    If people won’t stop saying that personal loyalty is Percy’s fatal flaw, then he might as well show them how fatal it can be.

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