UwU_imsorry



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    After being greeted by her roommate, a lethal military-grade robot, Uzi discovers an... alternative use for one of the many parts of its arsenal.

    AKA, N fucks human Uzi using his tail.

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    06 Feb 2025

  2. Rec *

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    The claws at the end of one of the murder drone’s arms retract, replaced with a single long blade that reads very clearly to Uzi as a weapon designed for decapitation. She scrambles for insults to throw or distractions to find. She can’t be killed yet, not yet. She’s taking this thing down with her. She continues to drag herself backward toward her gun, half-buried in a snowdrift, and blurts, “W-Well, that’s boring! Just going to off me just like that? I-I thought murder drones liked to play with their food more.”
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    [In which N damages Uzi far worse when she first snuck into the murder drones' lair, and reboots to a much more distressing scene.]

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    02 Dec 2024

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    Uzi, your typical nerd girl, is asked by her math teacher to help another student of his with their math work. She agreed, thinking she'd just get some normal drone boy who's a little bit behind and needs a helping hand.

    Who she actually got was Neo Absolute, the school's most infamous delinquent.

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    25 Nov 2024