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    Dream is a world-renowned assassin. If only his newest target would just fucking die already.
    Techno is a semi-retired hitman for the Minecraft crime family. If only this two-bit assassin would just stop trying to fucking kill him already.
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    Dream is an assassin. Techno is his target. Technoblade may never die, but a certain stubborn assassin with poor fashion sense is willing to test his luck.

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    15 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Kaito is an abused ninken, who belongs to a band of rogue shinobi. That is until one day he is captured one night when a mission goes wrong. He is captured by the leaf shinobi. The Hokage of the village seems to think he could be of use to them and so decides to keep him and assign him a new Master. Injured and with no other way to escape, Kaito can only by his time, and heal before he can escape the grasp of his new Master. Will he escape the clutches of the shinobi humans who have done nothing but hurt him? Or will he find a forever home in the leaf village? Only time will tell. (Slow Updates)

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    29 Jul 2024

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    28 Aug 2023

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    It turns out there a fair number of cultural differences between Alteans and humans. Confusion and hilarity ensues.

    (Based on some of those "humans are weird" or "take a human" posts I've seen floating around tumblr)

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    15 Jun 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Okay, so it hadn't really been Tango's plan to watch his teammates disappear as the floor ripped open under them and then suffer from excruciating survivors guilt when he first went on this expedition, but then when he found himself stranded underground and utterly alone he realized he didn't have much of a plan anyway really, so what gives. Gosh, he had just been some techguy before this, he spent all his time automating some factory, what did he know about clearing magical dungeons? But then his buddies and him did get requested to find this valuable fricking relic or whatever directly from the king, so there wasn't much saying no.

    Well, on the bright side he did get to meet this stranger down here, and hey, he was exactly just as lost as him! More than that, he was also really nice and interesting and... alright, majorly cute too, add that to the list. Shush though, Tango doesn't have a crush, you hear?

    So, all is well, really, he only needs to figure out why he keeps having this bad gut feeling and where these piercing canary cries keep coming from...

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    26 May 2023