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    the calculation by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    09 Oct 2015

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    At three in the morning, you wake from a comfortable slumber beside your husband and bolt into the bathroom to throw up, shaky and sweaty and fucking miserable. You shouldn’t even be awake right now and this is already the worst day of all time. You have about a thousand prayers and apologies you need to toss at various nonexistent gods to make this end quickly.

    “Oh my god,” Karkat says from the doorway, apparently having woken at the sound of your distress. One look at his face tells you he is somewhere between passing out and screaming. “I’m calling 911.”

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    Or, the fic in which Dave gets the flu for the first time since before the game and Karkat takes care of him.

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    i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely. by for Bendieci

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    25 Nov 2011

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    He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.

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    aporia magnifica by

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    22 Apr 2024

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    You like what you do to Dirk Strider.

    You’d like to preface the above statement by saying: you have absolutely no clue what it is. There’s something a little forbidding involved, some sensation telling you LOOK NO FURTHER when you think about it.

    But you know you like what you do to Dirk Strider.

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    vehicular impropriety by for PoXXXum

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    06 Oct 2024

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    “Captor, I am givvin’ this bullshit approximately three more seconds before I strand you here wwith your defunct fuckmobile. Yes or no?”

    Eridan smells faintly of vanilla. You try to not enjoy it.

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    Either/Or by

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    22 Sep 2020

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    For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable.

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