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    "The Moral Law causes the people to be in complete accord with their ruler, so that they will follow him regardless of their lives, undismayed by any danger." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    this series is going to have additional oneshots that go into more depth about the universe of "down to the river, blood in the water".

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    so, sometimes i get randomly inspired and i write oneshots fully and wholeheartedly on impulse.
    these are not connected whatsoever (maybe except the tubbo and tommy ones), so yeah, it's just a series for me to sort all my short stories!!

    i hope you enjoy <3

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    Being stuck inside for the rest of the summer sucks, but Stan has Ford, and he thinks he can get through it. But that doesn't mean he's going to say no when a strange woman in a bright yellow sweater offers to break them out for a day on the beach.

    (Or, twenty-something Mabel and Dipper are experimenting with time travel and end up in the '60s, and Mabel isn't going to leave without meeting the little Stans.)

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    25 Jul 2022

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    this…this is…this is EVERYTHING! LIL STAN BEING TAUGHT MACHINERY AND BEING TOLD HE ISNT STUPID IS JUST TUGGING ON MY HEARTSTRINGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS WORTH IT, RISK IT, FIGHT IN GLOBNAR FOR THESE CUTIES!!!!!

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    ford can’t stop thinking about old yeller that night, staring up at the glow-in-the-dark stars on their ceiling. he couldn’t do it, he thinks. he couldn’t ever shoot his own dog, no matter what.

    “well,” stanley says pragmatically the next morning, pretending like he doesn’t care as much as ford knows he does, “since he was sufferin’ and all, it was really better for him to be dead, wasn’t it? not much point in being alive if your whole life is terrible and you’re a danger to everybody you ever loved.”

    something cold and sharp takes up residence in ford’s stomach. he doesn’t like hearing stanley say stuff like that. he doesn’t like it at all.

    “i wouldn’t do it,” ford insists. “no matter what, i wouldn’t. there’s always another way.”

    “heh. yeah, i bet you’d find another way, brainiac,” stanley teases, reaching over to muss ford’s hair. ford swats him away. stanley can make fun all he wants—ford still spends all night thinking about cures for rabies.

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    07 Dec 2022

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    one of, if not the the most gut-punching analogy for these two. sometimes i think about this and just have to stop for a bit. incredibly memorable.

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    After the death of his wife, Stan's left to pick up the pieces and carry on. Two years after her death, he and his daughter are doing all right. His gig as a night time radio host is enjoyable and he gets to read bedtime stories to his little girl on the air. How cool is that? When a stray dog shows up on his property nearly frozen and starving to death, he takes it in until it is well. Only there is something very odd about this dog.

    Ford's life can't get any worse. He's let a dream demon con him into building a portal that could destroy this dimension, driven off his best friend, alienated himself from his family, and been cursed by an angry ghost. He's cold, starving, and at the end of his rope. Then he stumbles into the last person he thought he'd ever see again-his twin.

    This is the sequel to Calendar Pages.

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    18 Mar 2023

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    this is seriously EVERYTHING, hoo BOI did i sob multiple times

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    “I’ve told you a hundred times, I will use the fucking coupons. And you can still get me a free library card, I’d like that.”

    Logan looked back down at his book, pretending to read, trying to ignore Wade’s red-hot, irritated gaze burning a hole in his chest.

    “It’s fucking February twelfth. February–fucking–twelfth!”

    “And?”

    Wade was truly a relentless creature, scoffing at Logan and turning on his heel, winding himself in a little circle of rage.

    “And? I gave you six whole weeks to enjoy me in my most transactional form and you haven’t even looked at what you’re missing out on. Not to mention, I spent an entire seven minutes putting that bitch together for you. I even had to venture into Al’s drawer of horrors for the pipe cleaner and not even god himself could have paid me enough to do that willingly on any other occasion.”

     

    (Wade gave Logan a set of coupons for Christmas set to expire on Valentine's Day. Logan waits until that day to use them all at once. Cue tooth-rotting fluff. And sex, of course.)

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    04 Mar 2025

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    perfect!!

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    No matter what Rachel says, the Goddess of Arcadia Bay might be all-knowing, but she can't be all-loving. Chloe's certain no goddess has ever cared about her.

    (Canon Divergence - Sacrifice Max.)

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    21 Jul 2024

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    i still don't have proper words for this, even 3 years post first read...maybe i never will. just...canon <3