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In this gritty re-imagining, Kirkwall takes its mid-1970's vibe from such classics as Coffy and Dirty Harry. Hawke and her crew work hard, play hard, and take no guff. There's crime enough to keep them busy, and a sinister undercurrent running from the Qunari gangsters all the way up to City Hall. But in this city. . .her city. . .justice is sweet.
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25 Dec 2024
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Varric patted Beth’s hand and added, “Do it wrong or do it right, love’s like sliding down a razor blade into big glass of lemonade.”
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In Melanie’s defense, she wouldn’t have had to do it if working at the Magnus Institute wasn’t so freaking boring.
In which Daisy falsifies a CV, Basira quits Artifact Storage and unleashes psychological warfare upon her new boss, Melanie narcissistically vlogs her increasingly unproductive workplace, and Jon makes a new friend.
And if you can't get ahead, get even.
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- Part 1 of MLM/WLW Hostility
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
14 Dec 2024
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“I don’t want to do psychological warfare anymore,” Daisy said. Like Gandhi.
also. Melanie POV! so rare yet so needed.
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In accordance with the Ride or Die Pact of 2009, Jonathan Sims can call upon Georgie Barker at any time for aid with no strings attached. Despite their rocky history, their childhood friendship, and Jon’s barely recovered alcoholism, this pact is sacred and must be upheld.
Georgie Barker may regret this. She may regret it when she discovers that the world is full of monsters and eldritch gods and dickhead managers. She may regret it when a punk rocker who should be dead collapses on their doorstep, a teenager again who needs their help. She may regret it when her stupid ex-boyfriend starts selling his soul for knowledge and the ability to keep his new family safe.
But she probably won’t. Georgie isn’t scared of anything - not a Clown’s apocalypse, not the apocalypse that Jon is destined to begin, and not Jon’s own loss of humanity.
Maybe she should be.
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- Part 1 of immortal with a kiss
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10 Dec 2024
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everyone is kind of ooc but SO well-written and very interesting.
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The (Attempted) Assassination(s) of Daisy Tonner by the Coward Jonathan Sims by yellow_caballero
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Feb 2020
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Daisy wakes up to Jon standing over her with a knife.
Or: the process by which Daisy becomes a cowboy and Jon forgets the Alamo.
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
07 Dec 2024
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“There’s no cell phones in America,” Daisy said, aiming for something a bit more believable than there are no cell phones anywhere but falling disastrously short into the blatant lie category.
“I’m going to die,” Jon whispered.
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It's a classic love story: boy meets a boy literally from his dreams. Boy stares ceaselessly with its hundred eyes. Boy exists only as the vague mockery of the human form. Boy is omniscient and might, in fact, have literally been in your dreams, doing unspeakable things to your mind. Boy may be the Archivist of the Magnus Institute, a mindless abomination - but nobody’s perfect!
When Martin becomes the newest Archival assistant with his friends Tim and Sasha, forced to work together to outrun the famous curse on the position that kills any assistant in three months or less, his romance novel becomes a reality. But who is his dream boy? Who is the Archivist? And, if Martin can’t find out, can he survive?
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Bookmarked by aimlessCryptid
07 Dec 2024
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holy fucking shit I don't know what I expected but this is so much more