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First Blood by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
04 Jun 2025
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But as his fist connected with the centurion’s face guard, pain shot through his hand and jolted him into rolling clumsily out of his jump, cursing under his breath at the blood on his knuckles and the lightning in his veins fizzling away into nothing.
Great. Just great.
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Asterix, recently graduated village warrior-in-training with only a small adventure under his belt, encounters his first real fight against a Roman - potionless, with metal swords, not against his father in their backyard. It does not go as well as anyone would have liked.
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seams and scars by alex_procrastinates for sarahenany
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
23 Jan 2025
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A sort of missing/alternate scene from Asterix the Legionary, in a timeline where it happens after Banquet What-If. The new recruits are asked to undress for a medical inspection before they join the Roman army, as in canon, but things are complicated a little by what Asterix is hiding under his shirt.
(Title from a lyric in Level Up by Vienna Teng)
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did you find him? by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
26 Oct 2024
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"Did you find him? Did you carry him to his hut in your arms, did you nurse him back to health, did you sit vigil by his bedside, as he has done for you? Or did you leave him to lie alone on the forest floor, betrayed and friendless?"
So asks Caius Insidius in Asterix and the Dream Whisperer. He brings up these things that have happened over the years and twists them to make Obelix seem like a selfish, uncaring brute, only a fair-weather friend, to the point that Obelix decides to leave the village, believing that he'd be protecting Asterix from himself.
Of course, Obelix couldn't have known what happened to Asterix that day. He came back looking quite unharmed, so Obelix never had a reason to ask, and Asterix didn't feel the need to tell him.
But what if Asterix couldn't come back unharmed? What if Obelix found him? And what buried doubts would it bring to the surface?
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The Fallback Plan by Flutefemme
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
09 Jun 2025
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Fresh out of college with her degree in computer science, Zelda Hyrule had dreams of working for the large scale tech company she'd had her sights set on since high school: Akkala Analytics. Graduating top of her class at the most prestigious University in the country, she is certain that this will be her path to a prestigious career. So when she unexpectedly finds herself in the middle of a corporate cover-up after just 6 months on the job, she is forced to choose between her career aspirations or her integrity. Out of desperation she resorts to her only available fallback plan: teaching computer science at a small-town middle/high school. This has to be the worst possible life plan for someone with such intellect and credentials, but sometimes life doesn't work out the way you plan.
Characters from Nintendo's Legend of Zelda videogame series.
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09 Jun 2025
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Lost Somewhere Between Sand and Snow by SweetSisterMoon
Fandoms: Wings of Fire - Tui T. Sutherland
27 May 2025
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Winter screamed as Qibli’s wing was torn in half. Silvery scales wrapped around sandy ones, a desperate attempt to keep him aloft.
And Qibli chose that moment to fall in love.
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or, When Winter is sent back to the ice kingdom after Anemone’s spell, his tribe decides that he needs to be punished for the Diamond Trial fiasco. Qibli isn’t having it and goes on a mission to save him. Gay dragons and angst ensues.Bookmarked by alex_procrastinates
27 May 2025
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Phyllis by Filosofieke
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
22 May 2025
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Once upon a time, Vitalstatistix decided that with the magic potion, their village had nothing left to fear but the sky falling on their heads. But can it defeat all enemies?
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22 May 2025
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At Dusk, the Moon kisses the Sun Goodnight by Not_an_American_kid
Fandoms: To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
30 Oct 2024
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Calpurnia and Atticus have a conversation without speaking it aloud.
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07 May 2025
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One-shots about Asterix and Obelix: The Big Fight by Filosofieke
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
08 May 2025
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A series of one-shots for Asterix & Obelix: The Big Fight. Because I love the mini-series to bits.
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03 May 2025