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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    In the five and a half years since Special Agent Rio Vidal started her current assignment, she’s deflected Agatha Harkness’s inexhaustible flirting at every turn. Rio doesn’t date, and she especially doesn’t date international art thieves whom she is trying to put in prison.

    But, when someone threatens the safety of Agatha’s six year old son, Rio is forced to do the thing she swore she never would. She will protect Nicky, even if it means getting exactly what she’s worked for all these years.

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    18 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    Agatha’s only human, and her eyes start to rake without her consciously realizing it. Hot Butch is pretty much a walking cliché, but is somehow making it work for them. Dark green cargo pants, big stompy boots. Green carabiner hanging from their right belt loop, jingling cheerfully against what looks like a big roll of tape in their pocket. Stupidly saturated blue polo with the Lowe’s Home Improvement logo on the sleeve.

    Hot Butch angles her face in a way that Agatha can see it, and suddenly she’s frothing at the mouth even more than she was before. Round cheeks, big almond puppy-dog eyes, a nose with a slope Agatha can only describe as bitable. Hot Butch frowns vaguely and itches at a spot on their thigh; they then check their chunky analog watch and tap their foot as if the elderly man ordering a gyro in front of them is the most annoying thing they’ve encountered all day. Every inch of motion they make feels like it hits Agatha right between the thighs.

    She can’t tear her eyes away. She’s so entranced that she drops half her pretzel on the ground.

    or: self-identified mall rat agatha harkness moves home after college and meets her match (or her soulmate, whatever) at the food court

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    16 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    Popstar Agatha Harkness was more than happy to flirt with people on her concert, but can she really keep it cool when it's her old crush Rio Vidal waiting to catch her pink fuzzy handcuffs?

    -or the djobrina au nobody asked, but i did it anyway

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    15 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Agathario get engaged and Agatha is a menace about Rio's bachelor party. It's horny, it's sweet, it's fun:)

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    05 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Agatha Harkness will always go above and beyond for her son, sans buying a minivan, but what happens when his new soccer coach ends up being the hottest woman she's ever met?

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    02 Oct 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 68

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    Rio had no plans to make peeping at her naked neighbor a Thing™️.  She’s not a fucking pervert. But how is she supposed to not look when the woman in question saunters out on her back deck butt ass naked at seven in the morning while Rio’s out on her back deck having her morning tea? And okay, maybe Rio had noticed her topless deck shenanigans from her upstairs studio window and moved her own morning routine to outside. But she hadn’t anticipated an escalation to full nudity. 

    Or the naked neighbor AU.

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    01 Oct 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 27

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    Squatting down next to them, she let the empty stalks glide through her hands. They looked too clean for the strawberries to have been chewed off by a door mouse or a bird. No, the fruits had been ripped off clean with the green hood still attached like only a human would. Which was odd - because there was no other house for miles, only prairie and forest and the old stream that contently rippled along all day in and out.

    Someone is stealing strawberries from Rio's cottage garden.

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    28 Sep 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 9

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    Nicholas is starting school, Agatha's not ready to let him go like that but when she meets Wanda, his new teacher, she feels assured that he's going to be okay. Rio is busy with a new case that sends her down into a spiral when she finds out the new teacher has been flirting with her wife.
    Messy love.
    (NO there will not be Wagathario. I apologize but it's just not something I like enough to find the motivation to write)
    @sxpphic_films (my best friend, not to brag or anything LOL) on tiktok and instagram made the edit for this idea

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    27 Sep 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    Luring gullible witches into the forest under the pretense of opening a portal to a road that doesn’t exist before siphoning their power and killing them had become Agatha’s routine scam. But what happens when one day, a beautiful green witch challenges her and refuses to blast her like the rest of her coven. Worst even, she seems to have fallen for Agatha’s charms. Will Agatha get her power or more than she ever bargained for?

    Simp pathetic young Rio and mean older Agatha meet for the first time in one of Agatha’s many attempts at summoning the Witches’ Road and not everything goes according to plan.

    (It’s my take on an idea I read on twitter.)

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    25 Sep 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 41

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    “Nice to meet you, Miss Harkness.”  Rio tipped his imaginary hat, like a loser, Agatha thought.

    “Don’t,” Agatha replied, putting a hand up. “Don’t try all the fake cowboy blah blah with me.”

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    agatha gets dragged to the rodeo & can't figure out why that one clown is...hot???

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    25 Sep 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 16

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    Car Girl Rio. Mourning Agatha. A drive that changes their lives... in the front passenger's seat ;)

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    17 Sep 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 31

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    Agatha brings her son across the country with a brain tumour to the only person she trusts to save him: her ex-wife, the surgeon she hasn’t seen since their own son’s tragic death eight years ago.

    Daniel looks heartbreakingly like Nicholas, and now his survival lies in Rio’s hands.

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    16 Sep 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 28

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    On the other side her producer watched expectantly, her expression already turning to a grimace as she spoke.

    “Maybe she’s just… stuck in traffic?”

    It was a weak attempt to excuse Agatha’s behavior and they both knew it.

    Rio huffed, nodding once to the audio engineer apologetically as she passed him, and returned her attention to the woman who’d been with her from the start.

    “She’s not stuck in traffic, she’s just a fucking bitch.”

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    16 Sep 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Rio..please don't say all this cereal is so you-”

    “If I give them Fruity Pebbles..” Rio started.

    Don’t say it.

    Agatha closed her eyes, shook her head. “Rio-”

    “Then they can give me the rocks they collect!” She grinned.

    Shit. She said it.

    Agatha sighed, hands up with a little laugh. “Why am I not surprised?”

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    Little AU one shot of Rio exchanging over hundred boxes of cereal for rocks. Yes. You read that right. Fruity Pebbles...for rocks...

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    11 Sep 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 9

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    Agatha gets dragged to Disneyland with the coven. Please don’t ask her how, despite her planning the whole trip, she’s still not sure how she got looped into this nightmare. Now, she’s surrounded by churros, enchanted tea cups, and screaming children that aren’t hers. Nicky thinks it’s the best day of his life. Agatha’s not sure if it’s the happiest place on earth… or a very specific kind of hell.

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    07 Sep 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 58

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    Agatha finds herself in a gift emergency and Rio helps her out (in more ways than she was expecting)

    — or the one where Agatha uses plants as a way to get Rio to fuck her

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    06 Sep 2025

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    Witch Of The West Strikes Again

     

    The Witch of the West, as she's come to be known, struck fear into Amarillo once again after last night’s disappearance of Deputy Miller. Eyewitnesses claim they saw a dark-clad woman whispering spells into the night air before the deputy vanished. Authorities report that her last known location was near the water tower, though no traces have been found since... This ‘Witch of the West’ has no loyalty but to her own code—and those who cross her do so at their own peril.”

     

    OR: A western AU featuring vigilante outlaw Agatha and bandit leader Rio. Inspired by a love for Westerns, old country love songs, and that one gif of Kathryn Hahn in a cowboy hat.

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    15 Aug 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 59

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    The camera followed Vidal as she returned to her bag, speaking quietly to a linesman who approached her with an umbrella for shade, and pulled out a bottle of water.

    Agatha expected her to take a swig, she couldn’t imagine how thirsty she must be after playing in this heat, but instead she closed her eyes, tilted her head back and squeezed the water over her face.

    Agatha’s eyes widened. She was suddenly grateful for the sunglasses hiding half her face.

    Vidal shook the droplets off and then lifted the hem of her shirt to wipe the excess from her chin, briefly exposing her abs and the bottom of her sports bra.

    Agatha was finally starting to understand the appeal of this game.

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    Agatha Harkness is engaged to tennis world champion, Wanda Maximoff. When an underdog emerges and threatens to steal Wanda’s crown, Agatha reluctantly agrees to spy on her.

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    14 Aug 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    Rio Vidal (death) adored dinosaurs and was devastated when they were wiped out.
    In modern day, Rio gets so annoyed with researchers misrepresenting/falsely describing dinosaurs that she becomes a paleontologist just to refute their theories. The main researcher with whom she comes into conflict with?

    Dr. Agatha Harkness.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Agatha whipped her head and body towards the student. “What the fuck is your problem?”

    “No problem,” She shook her head, smirking. “I like talking to you.”

    “You like pissing me off.” Agatha sniped, plucking her glass off the bar when it arrived.

    “Those two seem to be one in the same.”

    “Just tell me something.” She said after letting a sip burn down her throat. “Where do you get off speaking to a respected professor like that?”

    “Like what?”

    “You were argumentative, disrespectful, dismissive–”

    “No, Agatha, that was you.”

    “Dr. Harkness.” Agatha corrected. “Only people I like can call me Agatha and I don’t like you.”

    “Now, that’s not true.” Rio tilted her head. “You’re talking to me, aren’t you?”

    OR

    Newly tenured professor, Dr. Agatha Harkness, has nothing to prove. That is until she meets a smug, twenty-three year old PhD student in Copenhagen after her first keynote speech. Never one to shy away from a challenge, Agatha seeks to put Rio in her place by any means necessary. No matter what the consequences…

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    09 Aug 2025

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