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>Dave: survive three years on this rock by MadSeason (naive_wanderer)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Aug 2020
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Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.
TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.Well, it's a bit more than that.
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28 Sep 2025
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DaveKat FanSwap for corporealGlitch
Dave hates the idea that Karkat will someday die of old age and leave him to his immortal godtier life alone. Ther has to be a way around it, right?
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24 Sep 2025
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Dave Strider is a creature of habit, an emotionally constipated one at that. Sometimes things get too much for him, and it's hard to find alone time on a meteor. But maybe that's a good thing?
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23 Sep 2025
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Albinos, Deaf Baristas, and Nosy Friends by blazingArtist (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Dec 2013
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're deaf, and you work at a coffee shop with your best friend, Eridan. Also, some asshole named Dave is way too attractive for words and you can't seem to get your shit together enough to ask him out.
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23 Sep 2025
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I'm Gonna Make This Place my Home by miagirl3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Homestuck
22 Aug 2025
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“Alright Rose. We’re ready. Teleport the shit out of us,” Dave gave his sister a thumbs up.
“Dave let her focus! This is a new spell dammit and I’ll be dammed if we get sent to some strange backwards place,” Karkat grumbled.
“Did you two forget the purpose of this already?” Rose asked, as Jade ran into the room, “Dave! Karkat! Wait!”
“Finding a new earth that is suitable for us to stay, if it is try and solve any major problems it may have,” Karkat answered Rose.
“Miss me already?” Dave smiled, answering Jade. Only making the grumpy troll grumble.
“Oh, stop it! You’re making him grumpy,” Jade giggled as she bought out two silver necklaces. One with Karkat’s cancer symbol and the other with Dave’s gear symbol. She gently placed them over their heads. “I made these to let you blend in wherever you end up.
“Karkat please keep Dave in control,” Rose asked, the two making a silent promise. “Talk should conspire through peseterchum and let us hope that I can bring you back,” Rose said as she started the spell. “Oh, and do not forget to give that note to the headmaster.”
“Wait Rose! What was that last paaaaaarrrrr!” Karkat yelled as he felt a tugging in his gut.
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23 Sep 2025