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“Can you come down from the tree?" Armin called. "Someone just fired the regroup flare.”
“Yeah, I’m coming.”
Mikasa jumped down from her branch, landing next to Armin. She dusted herself off with the air of someone who’d just gone down a vaguely entertaining slide at the playpark, and started towards where the horses were.
Well, where the horses were supposed to be.
“Where’d they go?” Armin heard himself ask dumbly. Mikasa inspected the mud carefully.
“West,” she said, pointing to the tracks. “Long gone by now. I don’t think we’ll catch up."
“We should try anyway,” Armin decided.
“It’s not far,” said Mikasa, in an attempt to raise Armin’s spirits. It wasn’t a lie, but it was certainly an oversimplification of the truth.
Armin smiled. “Alright. South, right?”
“South,” Mikasa agreed, and they set off through the trees.
OR: Armin & Mikasa get separated from the group and must make their way back across titan country armed with only Armin's brain, the power of friendship - oh, and Mikasa's swords.
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i can't wait (to be your number one) by astrowaffles for KittyFunTime
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
01 Jan 2025
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Shoyo was gonna beat that King of the Court even if it killed him. He was going to defeat him in a glorious volleyball battle that everyone would still be talking about for eons to come. “Do you remember that kid from Karasuno?” the old folks would reminisce. “He was the pride of our town…wasn't it wonderful how he completely destroyed that high-handed King fellow? And his volleyball skills! Simply superb!”
With those words echoing in his mind, Shoyo bounced up to the door of the court, reaching to slide it open with great enthusiasm, already imagining the bounce of volleyballs against the hard floor.
Except - well - it sounded very real…
“Huh?” said a voice that sounded suspiciously familiar.
“IT'S YOU!” Shoyo screeched, staring at the figure, still frozen in a setting position.
The volleyball, previously floating in midair, flung itself onto Kageyama's head. “Ow,” said Kageyama.
You have gotta be kidding me, said Shoyo's internal voice.
“You have gotta be kidding me,” said Shoyo's real voice. “Oh. Did I say that out loud?”
OR: 5 times kghn met each other accidentally, +1 time it was planned
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Love Does Much, Money Does Everything by astrowaffles
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
20 Oct 2024
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“You’re late,” Mu Qing greeted. He was leaning against the hood of his shiny new car and scowling disapprovingly at Feng Xin’s steaming coffee cup.
“So are you. You’re supposed to go inside, you know,” Feng Xin returned, moving to walk past.
“I’ve already been inside,” Mu Qing sneered. “We’re supposed to be setting out now."
“At least let me clock in first.”
Mu Qing shrugged. “Take your time. I could probably solve this by myself anyway.”
“Thanks for waiting,” said Feng Xin insincerely, already climbing into the passenger seat. “Let’s go.”
“Who put you in charge?” Mu Qing complained, sliding into the driver’s seat and turning the key. “But for once you’re right. Let’s go.”
They drove in tense silence, Feng Xin shuffling the debrief papers just for something to do.
“Are you gonna read those out?” Mu Qing asked.
“What, didn’t you wait to be briefed?” Feng Xin teased.
“Of course I waited!” Mu Qing yelled. “Don’t read the papers, then! I don’t care!”
“Oh, but since you asked so nicely…”
“No! I don’t want to hear it!”
OR: detective au, fq style
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- Part 6 of FQ Gotcha for Gaza
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Satoru examined the options carefully. He pulled at the waistbands and material, testing for stretch; he hand-measured Nobara’s height and tried to calculate how much higher she was planning to grow; he pulled a pair from the rack and announced, “These ones. 100%.”
Nobara looked scandalised. “Those look like they were made in the year 2000.”
“That was a good year!”
“Why are they so skinny? Who dresses like that??”
“I have been known to-“
“And oh my god, there aren’t even any pockets, what’s the point-“
“I think it looks very-“
“It’s so painfully millennial, I can’t even-“
“If you don’t like it, put it back,” Satoru sniffed, handing her the jeans. She immediately shoved them back onto the rack and turned on her heel.
“Let’s leave before you embarrass me any more.”
OR: gojo & nobara go shopping ft. gojo being criminally millennial & nobara being criminally longsuffering
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“Doesn’t this seem a little….unfair?” Asahi ventured, watching Suga frantically scribble the rules down so he wouldn’t forget.
“What? No!” Suga drew a line at the bottom of the page for Hinata to sign along. “He said they weren’t stupid, I said they were, how else are we going to settle this?”
“Don’t worry!” Hinata assured them both, happily writing his name. “’S only for a day, anyway!”
“Ah-ah,” Suga chided. “You’ve signed the paper. Stop talking!”
Hinata clamped a hand over his mouth and bowed his apology. “Swoosh?” he asked, pointing to the paper.
“What are you on about,” said Suga; it wasn’t phrased like a question.
“This is gonna go terribly,” Asahi groaned.
OR: hinata agrees to only speak in sound effects for a day. of course, no-one can understand him - except kageyama??
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FQ Gotcha for Gaza by astrowaffles
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
20 Oct 2024
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The Megumi and Gojo Incident by astrowaffles
Fandom: i don't rly think it makes a difference in this case, seriously why do we have two fandoms this is ridiculous, WHY R THERE 2, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
25 Feb 2024
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The story of Megumi & Gojo.
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commissions by astrowaffles
Fandom: Haikyuu!!, seriously why do we have two fandoms this is ridiculous, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Nov 2022
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he was an idol, he was a twitch streamer, can i make it any more obvious?
(yes i can)
zuko was a member of the international pop sensation soolong, and between travel and rehearsals and concerts and events, he rarely had free time. but when he did, zuko spent it watching livestreams of a mysterious hot boy who spent his time playing video games.
his name was sokka, and zuko was in love.
[now rewriting on my bts account feraljk! i'm being plagiarized only by myself do not worry]
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- Part 1 of blueberry eyes
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hey son, i killed your daddy by MissingN000
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jun 2021
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“His death,” Megumi starts. “How did it happen?”
God, this is it. Gojo tugs off his blindfold and watches it flutter pathetically to the floor like a dying butterfly. He’d rather swim in a sea of curses than do this, but Megumi deserves to know.
“Me.”
Megumi’s breath hitches. A thousand microexpressions that Gojo’s learned to read over the years flicker across his features like the pages of a flipbook. “...what?”
“It was me. I killed him,” Gojo confirms. “I killed your father, Megumi.”
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Gojo admits something.
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colors of a ghost by ladyofsnails
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Jan 2021
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Bakugou Katsuki is fine. He is fine. Sure, he has nightmares every time he close his eyes. Sure, he hasn't had more than 4 hours of sleep a night in 6 years. Sure, he spirals in his head a lot. Sure, he spends an hour every day just sitting with a gravestone and maybe sometimes hears that voice. But he's fine. Because he can fucking deal with it.
And when his stupid friends want to go to a haunted house for a Youtube video, he's going with them. Because he's not afraid of ghosts, he's not afraid of monsters, he's not afraid of the dark, and he's not afraid of that stupid house. Not anymore.
Right?
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- Part 1 of snail has bkdk brainrot
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great explosion murder god dynamight: a narrative by deadwriter16
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jun 2021
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Izuku looks contemplative for a moment, and then his face lights up, which means he’s got an idea. He turns to the entire common room and spreads his arms out wide, beaming and standing on the coffee table for good measure.
“Oh, fuck no,” Bakugou groans, his face turning a little red. Denki grins; he loves it when people embarrass Bakugou. It’s his one and only reason to live.
“Everyone!” Izuku yells, “if I may have your attention!”
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Contrary to popular opinion, Bakugou Katsuki does care about people. He just has weird ways of showing it.
And his friends? Well, they care about him right back. And now that Deku's finally his friend again? He's gonna show it, too.
Or: Katsuki accidentally lets himself love, and ends up not regretting it.
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- Part 1 of bakudeku <3 <3
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nothing's gonna hurt you, baby. by supercrunch
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jan 2019
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His assailant leaps at him while he's distracted. Izuku shoves him on instinct, and the stranger shrieks when he hits the ground. He tries to roll over. There’s a vegetable knife sticking out of his back.
“Fuck,” says Izuku. “Fuck, oh god, I killed someone.”
(Izuku does have a quirk - it's the power to see when someone has unhealthy attachment issues and obsessive tendencies. That would explain why some of his classmates seem a little off.
Except Kacchan, probably. Kacchan's always been dangerous.)