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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    5 times the gang should've realized Darry and Two-Bit are dating, and 1 time it clicked.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Get it, because in canon he's mostly innocent but accused of a bunch of things, whereas here, he's guilty of all of them but he gets away with it because no-one accuses him of anything?

    Either way, out of character for our favorite scum villain, in that he is actual scum and an actual villain here.
    The first chapter is the only one with actual plot, the rest is basically just porn and some setup to get to the porn.

    Chapter 1: Uh, if you like sweet and parental Shen Qingqiu and Ning Yinying, maybe skip this one guys.
    Chapter 2: Luo Binghe survives and becomes a concubine.
    Chapter 3: Liu Qingge survives and becomes a sex addict.
    Chapter 4: Liu Qingge gets rented out and gangbanged while Shen Qingqiu draws him.
    Chapter 5: Liu Mingyan becomes a public use fucktoy.
    Chapter 6: Qi Qingqi vs. tentacle plant
    Chapter 7: Luo Binghe gets pegged
    Chapter 8: Several possible continuations from chapter 6
    Chapter 9: Yue Qingyuan gets bred
    Chapter 10: Liu Qingge begs to be fucked pregnant

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    13 Jun 2025

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    The room is too bright.

    It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.

    It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.

    With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.

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    19 May 2025

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    Everyone knows not to mess with a Faerghan's cloak. Every man, woman, and child raised in Fodlan knows to respect a Faerghan's cloak and to never, ever, touch the cloak of a noble without permission. Goddess forbid any fool try to steal a Faerghan's cloak.

    Claude - not a woman, child, nor man raised in Fodlan - is freezing cold. He is very, very is cold and no one is willing to lend him a cloak. Rude. He takes matters into his own hands, for better or worse.

    Aka Selkie!AU

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    10 May 2025