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    In which dying with a Silmaril has unintended consequences. Main arc spans the first 3 works, others are supplemental, with a secondary arc about Tar-Míriel in fics 5 and 7.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    This series my beloved

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “I hated Ambulon—you heard it! That’s why I killed them! Certainly not to keep us alive, oh no, no no no, not to keep Ambulon the Decepticon defector from the clutches of the DJD!” Pharma laughed and laughed. Then he doubled over, short of breath. The mic went with him. “I loved to betray the Autobots so much, you see, that I’d willingly open up my spark chamber for Tarn. I wanted it. I wanted to be sparked in the middle of a war, and I wanted to kill my patients. I wanted to stay there forever and ever!"

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    24 Sep 2025

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    It wasn't even my idea to go fishing and yet I've been isekai-ed into the middle of who knows where ocean??

    Those Pokemon fanfiction isekai-ers don't know how lucky they are to have at least appeared on land.

    Groudon, please save me.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    Delightful!

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    Scraplet colonies under a certain mass mimic harmless things that a being made of delicious metal might feasibly pick up without thinking about it. Once contact is made, or perhaps once the intended prey has carried their touchable object off to a more private location, the colony will devour its prey, increase its mass, and get ready for the next meal.

    That happens here-- but it’s not the only thing that happens.

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Whirl Jr my beloved

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    A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.

    Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...

    It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
    ✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
    ✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
    ✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
    ✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
    ❌ Civil war

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    01 Jul 2025

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    GodDAMN this is some good shit, took me two days to read until the end point, was up until almost 1 in the morning before i conceded defeat and put it down to pick up again tomorrow. I love it so much. Worldbuilding spectacular, characters incredible, i appreciate it all so much.