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Laurent DeVere is a journalist with ambitions that reach higher than the work he’s given. Then, Senator Damianos Akielos walks into his office with the scoop of a lifetime about his brother, Kastor. But the story needs delicate, dangerous work.
Under the guise of a relationship, the two begin to work together closely, and find themselves grappling with the fact of both Kastor on their heels, and their emerging - and entirely unprofessional - feelings for each other.
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The Slickening: From Devil's Snare to Penetratio Totalus by aibidil, bixgirl1, carpemermaid, Femme (femmequixotic), noeon (noe), shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Jul 2017
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Sometimes help comes from the place you least expect it.
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Tried, Failed, Failed Better by carpemermaid, Maccadole
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2016
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"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett
Draco's been trying to chat up Harry, but somehow – somehow, it's just not going right. Is he doing something wrong?
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A missing scene from the film, where we finally get to see what the Saja Boys thought of the fan art their thoughtful fanbase made of them and their arch-enemies.
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- Part 1 of saja boys slice of life shenanigans
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06 Jul 2025
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Mira's not afraid of demons. She's choreographed worse.
So what if Abby and Romance are six feet of muscle, demon, and obsession with golden eyes and glowing patterns?
She’s got a sharp tongue, high standards, and zero interest in feeding their egos.…Until they corner her.
And fuck her so thoroughly she sees gods in the mirror.
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06 Jul 2025
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“At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.”
“There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly.
Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding:
DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him
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Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.
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22 Apr 2021
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“No, I mean.” She takes the note, flustered. “Why are you so interested in helping? You don't even know us.”
Stiles swallows heavily, searching for the slender line between a lie and a truth that he doesn't want to speak. “Because I have a soft spot for idiot teenaged werewolves,” he says finally. “It's a character flaw."
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18 Apr 2021
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He doesn't know his name, he doesn't know who he is, and neither does the werewolf he's on the run with. But he's pretty sure they hunt monsters, because they seem to be really good at it.
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18 Apr 2021