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  1. Rec 27

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    "I always thought Serena was the only thing we had in common."
    "I guess we were both wrong."

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    Blair Waldorf has finally gotten everything she wanted. She got into Yale. Even if she didn't end up with Nate, and she didn't end up with Chuck, she's at Yale. But now, she actually has a clean slate. She actually has to try. She's not quite sure what to do with that.

    Dan Humphrey has finally gotten into an Ivy League College. All that bullshit at St. Judes, all those moments spent darting around the Upper East Side, to be a good student, to be a writer, to be with Serena. All of it worth it to get to this moment. He didn't get the girl, but now he doesn't have anything left to lose. He's not quite sure what to do with that.

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    YALE / SEASON 3 AU

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    26 Jun 2025

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  2. Rec 3

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    Dan and Blair both left their abusive partners with their son's. Dan is writing his third novel. Blair is venturing into fashion blogging.

    They bump into each other at a coffee shop in Brooklyn.

    Healing, unresolved feelings and scheming son's can be a recipe for disaster.

    Based on the song Maleficent by Halocene.

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    15 May 2025

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  3. Rec 34

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    Roman Holiday inspired season 5 au where Blair's wedding to Louis goes off without a hitch and she becomes a full fledged princess. Months later, while on a summer tour through Europe, Blair can't resist the opportunity to live out her Audrey Hepburn dreams and runs off for a day in Rome. Luckily, there's already a disillusioned writer at hand to be her Gregory Peck.

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    13 May 2025

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  4. Rec 91

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    She hates Dan Humphrey. She really does. Any gut punch of a reaction to seeing him calmly wrangle rowdy children is purely biological.

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    07 May 2025

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  5. Rec 42

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    “I have five words for you, Mr Humphrey—,” Blair leans in with both palms laid flat on the counter, a triumphant smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “—The future…is online streaming.

    “And I have four words for you, Miss Waldorf,” Humphrey replies, with a mocking smile. “Get. The. Fuck. Out!”

    Or, Blair Waldorf is a ruthless media executive looking to acquire an indie video rental store, seal that damn deal and score that sweet, sweet promotion.

    There’s just one teensy little problem that stands in her way — a stubborn, curly-haired store manager by the name of Dan freaking Humphrey.

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    15 Apr 2025

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