crimesiscrying
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- Video Blogging RPF (13)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (13)
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- Batman - All Media Types (1)
- DCU (Comics) (1)
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who gave the big brother a permission to actually be a big brother, is what i'm asking by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
26 Nov 2021
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Jason is sitting on his bathroom floor, cursing up a storm and trying to get his hand to stop bleeding. The cracked, white tiles are spotted by bright red, and the tweezers in Jason’s hand are shaking as he tries to pull glass shards out of his skin. It hadn’t even been on purpose, this time.
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Jason is holding up a vague truce with his ex-family and trying to survive both vigilanteing and dealing with ptsd all by himself. He's doing great, too, thank you very much. Unfortunately, his family doesn't get the memo. -
tommyinnit, bane of the entire fucking galaxy by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2021
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Let it be said that Tommy Safe Innit is not an idiot. Stupid? Maybe. Impulsive? Possibly. But an idiot? never.
So. Keep that fact in mind as the scene is laid in front of you because it will be difficult as hell to believe.
He is currently running through a dingy bar in The Pit, trying to avoid getting a bullet through his head as an angry mercenary chases him like there’s a bounty on his head. Knowing Tommy, it’s probable more than it is possible that there is. Tommy doesn’t know that for sure, though, and he is counting on the fact that the mercenary doesn’t know it either, because the fucker is fast and Tommy promised to be back home before midnight.
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or alternatively, the guardians of the galaxy sbi au that nobody asked for but that i will still provide, here you go
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or space crime family sbi make brain go brrrSeries
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tommyinnit and the wonderful world of hybrids and self-deception by crimesiscrying for Marcas
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
31 Jul 2021
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Tommy Innit is a big man. In fact, he is more than that; a huge human male, an enormous dude, if you will. This he has always been, and this he will always be.
Which is why Tommy has decided that the fact that his jaw is suddenly In Pain is nothing more than just some of your good ol’ tooth ache. Even though he was there for both of his brothers’ puberty, and knows the signs of a hybrid presenting their traits. Because Tommy is very much a human male man and nothing more. Nope. Not happening. -
leave the light on the porch on (to lead your way home) by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
28 Jun 2021
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Through the frosted glass of the front door window, he could see a light that left a puddle of gold on the hallway floor, illuminating the countless shoes and clothes strewn around. Phil smiled, despite everything. One of his boys had left the light on the porch on.
After that night, it became some sort of a routine; Tommy or Tubbo would turn the porch light on every night when it got dark, and in the morning, Techno would turn it off. After all, how was Wilbur supposed to know there was someone at home waiting for him if the entire house was dark?
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Wilbur runs. His family breaks, a little. They're all trying their best.
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- Part 5 of sbi modern fantasy au fuckers
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tommyinnit and the weird, weird man that is wilbur soot by crimesiscrying
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Jun 2021
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“What the fuck is your deal with anteaters anyway? It’s a cool-looking bastard, innit?”
Tommy felt like he was watching some weird, slow-motion transformation. Wilbur, who had been staring at the living room floor like it killed his parents - is that insensitive? Shit, it probably is, fuck- turned to look at Tommy with a kind of indescribable rage in his eyes. Tommy was actually pretty sure that his eyelid started twitching.
“What is wrong with anteaters you ask? You look me in the eyes and ask, “Oh, Wilbur, what is wrong with anteaters? There’s nothing wrong with anteaters, Wilbur, why would you think that?”" The man was fuming. It was actually pretty funny.
“Well, Tommy, let me tell you what’s wrong with anteaters.”
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or, the day wilbur found his family
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or author wants to post this before summer holidays and therefore ya'll get an overused joke as half of the fic
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- Part 1 of sbi modern fantasy au fuckers
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sbi modern fantasy au fuckers by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2021
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sometimes family is a man with wings and gods-awful fashion taste, his four adoptive sons and his grandson who is also a fox. this is completely normal. even if one of the sons is the literal Blood God, another is a fairy teenage father, one is a gremlin both physically and mentally and one has antennae. and wings, but the antennae really are the more important point. at least according to said son.
(or the story of how philza minecraft became the father figure to just about every single teenage hybrid in his city because people are shitty and life is hard. somebody hug these poor children.)- Words:
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sbi gotg space crime au make brain go brrr by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Aug 2021
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holy fuck they're all birds by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 May 2021
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I Gave A Child To One Minecraft Player, Here's What Happened (wilbur soot vs parenthood ft sleepy bois inc) by crimesiscrying
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Feb 2021
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