Gifts for dem0n_sized
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it's a shame they eat their own babies by 3oClockSnacc (TobiSterling) for dem0n_sized
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Apr 2025
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She gazed up at him with big blue eyes the color of the ocean, the same color as Sanji’s, and she gurgled around a bubble of spit, and Zoro’s heart broke.
She was so beautiful.
She was in the way.
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The last thing Sanji needs over Valentine's Day is a merman crashing in his bathtub, but that's what he's got, and now he has to deal with Zoro's weird obsession with figuring out the human holiday.
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He has never seen Zeff without his chef’s uniform or the casual long sleeved shirts he has been wearing on the boat over the last week. It suddenly hits him that he has never thought about how his sailing background could have left signs. In this case, tattoos. He can’t decipher what they are from this distance, but they are there; small specks of colour on his broad shoulders and arms.
Arms that flex when the chef grabs his towel and begins to dry himself off as he shuffles back. It’s all rough movements, small annoyed grunts when he needs to stretch just a little harder to grab one end of the cloth to dry his back, making the hairs pull away from his skin and stand up in the low temperature of the morning. The chef pulls something towards himself and goes through smooth, practised motions. It takes him standing up for Zoro to understand that Zeff just put on his prosthetic leg.
Zoro feels a shiver run down his spine, and his breathing grows laboured, but he cannot look away.Zoro needs a yacht chef, but the only one available is his best friend's father.
Zeff loves being on a boat again, even if he has to cook for a brat.
Neither expect to fall into bed with one another. -
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Laudation
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-giving someone a lot of praise-“I knew it, I fucking knew it!” Curly is pacing the kitchen a few days later, seemingly trying to pull out his own hair. “I should have said no when he asked, I mean I know you have a thing for DILFs, why would my dad be different?”
Zoro slurps his beer pointedly. “Not my fault your dad’s hot. He into guys now or what?”
“ARRRGHGH,” with a loud, frustrated scream, Sanji turns around and storms into his room. Not giving an answer, which is disappointing. Though, if Zoro has no chance, there is no way that Sanji would be this fucked up about it.
“Don’t worry, Cook, you wouldn’t even hafta call me daddy!” he screams at Sanji’s room and snickers at the sputters and the loud thoud of something hitting the door.Zoro meets his roommate and best friend's dad in the most awkward situation. What else is a horny man to do than pursue the hot DILF?