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Out of Left Field by HistoricallyInnacurate
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Also titled: Jason loves Danny but really, why is he dancing on the Red Hoods last nerve?
It comes out of left field, as so much about Danny does. Whether it's a normal conversation that suddenly turns into a story about that one time in ancient Greece when he built a functional lazer gun to see if he could and accidentally had an entire city's population believing he was Zeus or when he was banned from the kitchen for reanimating a chicken into a foul-mouthed gunslinger, Danny always manages to surprise him.
So when Jason hears that awkward laugh that means something has happened to remind Danny of something objectively awful, Jason knows he should be prepared for ... well, something objectively awful.
"This is freakin delicious, dude. Where'd you say you got it?"
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- Part 10 of I TOLD YOU I could write a one-shot!
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It all started with an Acorn
In which Hobbits are grown in the ground rather than in bellies, Seed is not a euphemism, and Bilbo is horrified when he finds out where everyone else’s babies come from.
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yourself or someone like you by suzukiblu
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 May 2024
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"Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"
Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.
"'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.
. . . um.
Whoops.
"Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.
"Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.
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23 May 2025
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When Edward proposes, Bella asks for time to think it over. Someone tells her that, when it comes down to it, you've got to either make the right choice for the wrong reasons or the wrong choice for the right reasons, but she wonders why she can't make the right choice for the right reasons. Question is, is Edward even her right choice?
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28 Apr 2025
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hey! i don't work here by johanneb
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Jul 2024
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The Magical OSHA fic, aka Workplace Safety Hazards
Cody’s routine inspections as a Safety Officer for the Occupational Spells and Hexes Administration have been increasingly disrupted by the presence of a man called Ben. He's being completely normal about it.
“Absolutely not.” Cody said, despairingly, thinking of the paperwork this would entail. He then guiltily checked behind him to see if he had been followed, and let himself into the office more fully.
“Safety Officer Fett,” the menace greeted. “I heard there was an inspection today, I had hoped it would be you.” He was clearly on an infiltration, dressed in the business casual style favoured by the middle management mages of today’s company, Henderson Magyk Solutions. Cody eyed the satchel likely brimming with stolen evidence, and sighed.
“You are the most complicated part of my job,” Cody informed him mournfully, making a note on his report.