emu_sophie
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The Great Cat Debacle by emu_sophie, koi_shark
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, James Bond (Dalton Movies), James Bond (Brosnan Movies)
11 May 2022
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From: [email protected]
To: Q BranchSubject: PETS ARE NOT ALLOWED
Whoever brought their cat into Q branch take it home immediately. Pets are NOT allowed in MI6 and ESPECIALLY not in the part of MI6 where we create explosives.Sincerely,
Q- - - - - - -
a.k.a the one where cats cause chaos
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- Part 2 of MIsi(x)tcom
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An Accountant's Interlude by emu_sophie
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming, James Bond (Dalton Movies)
10 May 2022
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From: UK Treasury
To: [email protected]
CC: [email protected], [email protected]
Hello M,
We are very willing to fund the £10,000,000.00 buy-in required for Mission #605BH. We will also provide a treasury consultant to judge during the mission whether we will provide the further £5,000,000.00 requested. We would be very much obliged if you would keep our consultant safe and well, and would just like to remind you that if this money is indeed lost to the target of this mission then the UK government will have directly funded terrorism. Good luck.
Regards,
Mary Anne Duvant
Treasury-Military LiaisonSeries
- Part 1 of MIsi(x)tcom
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MIsi(x)tcom by emu_sophie, koi_shark
Fandom: James Bond (Brosnan Movies), James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Dalton Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
11 May 2022
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"Girls are saying Beatrix is inconsolable." Kiko told them, scampering into the Purity Common Room with an armful of clean, but still damp, stockings and stays.
"Some of it is okay," said Agatha, turning her fingerglow on them to try and dry them. "Just need a few washes and an iron, maybe. Can't she just write home to replace it all, anyway–?"
She stopped, wary at the way the chatter had dropped, and the emphatic, wide eyed, stares the other girls were giving her.
"...what?"
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set during sophie's attacks on good in book 1. one such attack is more revealing about beatrix's character than necessarily expected, or desired.Series
- Part 16 of filling in canon
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04 Jun 2025
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Baby Blofis College Fund by zipadeea
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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Valerie calls her an hour later.
“Sally, what the hell?”
“That bad, huh?”
“Bad? Sally, it’s gold. I went from squirming in my seat to crying genuine tears. And that twist, making him a Greek god, it’s exactly what we’re looking for right now. How soon can you get me the next chapter?”
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In which Sally Jackson realizes by the time the new baby is eighteen, a semester of college will cost an arm and a leg. And those Fifty Shades of Grey books sure did make a lot of money.
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26 May 2025
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The Soul Selects Her Own Society by Luna for katekane
Fandoms: Jane Eyre - Charlotte Brontë
17 Dec 2022
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Jane believes herself to be alone in the world, but she is not alone.
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26 Apr 2025
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a home for every season by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia - All Media Types, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2015
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Let’s talk about a Susan who never moved on, who buried her family in English soil and spent the rest of her life trying to find her way home. She did not believe lions were kind, but she always remembered a bow in her schoolgirl hands.
She looked in every old wardrobe she came across. It was casual, everyday– the first day in a new lecture hall, she checked the back of the coat closet. Friends had her over for Christmas dinner and she excused herself to go the bathroom, checked every cabinet and closet, and then headed back in for pudding. She went home with a cute boy she met in a smoky little pub and she checked his wardrobe before she headed home the next morning, heels in hand.
She also went to college, got a political science degree she had to fight for. She got a byline in the local paper, a few ladies’ magazines, then a larger regional publication.
She had mimosa brunches with friends. She read detective novels, never touched fantasy, and finally one day she stepped through an old stone archway barely thinking about it and–-
She was standing in a treeless plain, all yellow grass and blue blue skies.
(Susan Pevensie goes to Middle Earth)
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04 Apr 2025
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 May 2024
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
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31 Mar 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Wonderful. I love how everybody gets a little more character than they do in the books. Ginny gets to be reckless, the other Gryffindors get to have thoughts and feelings and opinions, and Malfoy appears to have a burgeoning frenemies relationship with Ron. I had a great time reading this, and I can’t wait for more to be posted. <3