evil_moo_bunny

A picture of the yellow child from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared sitting in a tree. Over the image is the text “I am constantly trying to communicate something incommunicable.”



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    "He takes it out of the inside jacket pocket he’d placed it in when he ran. It is an unassuming thing, but even at his age he knew that meant nothing. Nobody held more power than the unassuming, and anyone who tried to say otherwise had no idea what true power really was. He runs his fingers over the cover, traces the design of the spine.

    It has no title. It does not need one. It is simply the book. That’s all it needed to be."

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    Meryl and Milly run a coffee shop together and employ Vash, their friend, as a barista. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is a regular who slowly becomes something more important.

    All four of them have secrets they keep from one another. They should probably talk about it- if they manage to survive the occasional gunfight first.

    A Coffee Shop/Mafia Au that started as a prompt from Day 2 and Day 5 of Vashwood week and got a bit out of hand.

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    From the time Ling first became a homunculus he’s assumed he was a passenger in his own body. Now he learns just how far from the truth that is.

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    02 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    Wordlessly, the girl slips off the bed retrieves her discarded clothes, and staggers towards the door. Yuuji watches her go through half-lidded eyes. He knows he needs to stop, call her back, apologise—

    But then Gojo’s lips find his once more and any semblance of guilt gives way to a greedy heat that leaves no room for anything else.

    When the door clicks shut behind Yamada, Gojo pulls back. His pupils are blown wide, a dark ring around a searing blue, and the flush on his cheeks has nothing to do with embarrassment. Mouth parted slightly, his breath brushes Yuuji’s face like static.

    “Finally,” Gojo murmurs, voice hoarse with triumph. “I’ve got you all to myself.”

    Submission for Goyuu Week 2025 Day 3: First Time/Loss of Virginity (ft. Senpai/Kouhai)

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    02 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    The day Gojo Satoru had found out that he had a soulmate—that he is capable of loving, that he can be loved—was also the day that he found out that he would lose them.

    A first words soulmate AU for GoYuu Week 2025 - Day 7 - Soulmates

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    01 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Yuuji never believed in sea monsters—until he was nearly eaten by one.

    To be fair, Satoru didn’t mean to scare him. He just wanted to help. With his teeth, and maybe a little kidnapping.

    Shipwrecked after a leviathan destroys his vessel, Yuuji wakes up on an uncharted island—and straight into the obsessive care of a powerful, lightning-touched creature who doesn’t quite understand humans but is very eager to learn. Armed with no concept of personal space and far too much interest in Yuuji’s body, Satoru claims him as his mate.

    Now stranded on an island with nowhere to run and no dignity left to cling to, Yuuji declares one thing: If this beast wants him, he’s going to have to earn it. And thus begins an unraveling courtship—clumsy, obsessive, and unshakably devoted.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    Greed wants Ling, but not in the way the prince thinks. Shit's about to hit the fan.

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    30 Jul 2025