evil_moo_bunny

A picture of the yellow child from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared sitting in a tree. Over the image is the text “I am constantly trying to communicate something incommunicable.”



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  2. Summary

    "He takes it out of the inside jacket pocket he’d placed it in when he ran. It is an unassuming thing, but even at his age he knew that meant nothing. Nobody held more power than the unassuming, and anyone who tried to say otherwise had no idea what true power really was. He runs his fingers over the cover, traces the design of the spine.

    It has no title. It does not need one. It is simply the book. That’s all it needed to be."

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    Meryl and Milly run a coffee shop together and employ Vash, their friend, as a barista. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is a regular who slowly becomes something more important.

    All four of them have secrets they keep from one another. They should probably talk about it- if they manage to survive the occasional gunfight first.

    A Coffee Shop/Mafia Au that started as a prompt from Day 2 and Day 5 of Vashwood week and got a bit out of hand.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    On the trip back to Xing after the promised day, Ling struggles to get used to all the changes in his life, especially the fact that Greed is in a separate body again. This would maybe be a little easier if Greed would stop acting so weird.

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    29 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Unsurprisingly, given Greed's status as the Emperor's... personal guest... favorite climbing feature... emotional support homunculus... hanging out in Xing at the freshly minted Emperor's side turned out to be a pretty sweet deal.

    There really was just one thing marring the otherwise perfect picture:

    He couldn't seem to get laid.

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    29 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    “I dreamed about you. You were in the prison realm and it was—we couldn’t get you out.”

    Satoru almost wants to laugh. “That’s funny,” he muses, glancing down at Yuji’s face. “I had a dream I was still in there, too.”

    At the sullen look in Yuji’s eyes, Satoru brings his other arm up to wrap around his waist so they’re embracing properly, now. “It was just a dream,” he murmurs, holding onto him tight. “For both of us. I’m here, aren’t I?”

    Finally reunited in the aftermath of the Culling Games, Satoru and Yuji wake from twin nightmares one night and take comfort in each other. But anxieties weigh heavy on both of their shoulders, and telling the truth about why isn't as simple as it used to be.

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    29 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The cycle of death and rebirth is endless, an unbroken thread in the tapestry of fate. Two souls, drawn together across lifetimes, meet once more—like moths drawn to each other’s flames.
    Yuuji has spent his life running from the past, raised in the solitude of the wilds. When he finds a wounded stranger in the snow—a fallen king, cursed and bound—he makes a choice that changes everything.
    Yuuji saves Satoru, mending his broken body and offering him shelter. In return, Satoru brings warmth to Yuuji’s isolated world. Together, they cultivate something real in a world built on lies. But peace is fleeting. Torn apart by forces beyond their control, they must fight for the truth, for each other, and for the future they dared to dream of.
    At its heart, this is a story of love and defiance, of finding strength in the face of destiny, and of forging a path beyond the chains of fate.

    Mid Fantasy AU, Kingdoms, ABO, Shapeshifter Yuuji (many forms), Cozy until it's not, happy ending, art in chapters

    Now complete!

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    28 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    Yuuji only knows two things about his scent: it's strong and it's sweet. After presenting as a prime omega and sending his entire class running away from the strength of his scent, he's been on suppressants and scent blockers and masquerading as a beta for his own safety. He doesn't really mind. He doesn't mind that the alpha he's had a crush on for years doesn't know he's an omega, and he doesn't mind that he'd probably hate his scent even if he did. Satoru Gojo isn't even here anymore, after all. So he's fine. He's getting by.

    But after Satoru Gojo is released from the Prison Realm, things slowly start to shift. The higher-ups take an interest in Yuuji's designation, and Gojo is the only one who can keep him safe by declaring himself his prospective mate.

    It's a good thing Gojo really likes sugar.

    (It's even better that he likes Yuuji most of all.)

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    26 Jul 2025