evil_moo_bunny

A picture of the yellow child from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared sitting in a tree. Over the image is the text “I am constantly trying to communicate something incommunicable.”



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    "He takes it out of the inside jacket pocket he’d placed it in when he ran. It is an unassuming thing, but even at his age he knew that meant nothing. Nobody held more power than the unassuming, and anyone who tried to say otherwise had no idea what true power really was. He runs his fingers over the cover, traces the design of the spine.

    It has no title. It does not need one. It is simply the book. That’s all it needed to be."

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    Meryl and Milly run a coffee shop together and employ Vash, their friend, as a barista. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is a regular who slowly becomes something more important.

    All four of them have secrets they keep from one another. They should probably talk about it- if they manage to survive the occasional gunfight first.

    A Coffee Shop/Mafia Au that started as a prompt from Day 2 and Day 5 of Vashwood week and got a bit out of hand.

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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    Yuuji only knows two things about his scent: it's strong and it's sweet. After presenting as a prime omega and sending his entire class running away from the strength of his scent, he's been on suppressants and scent blockers and masquerading as a beta for his own safety. He doesn't really mind. He doesn't mind that the alpha he's had a crush on for years doesn't know he's an omega, and he doesn't mind that he'd probably hate his scent even if he did. Satoru Gojo isn't even here anymore, after all. So he's fine. He's getting by.

    But after Satoru Gojo is released from the Prison Realm, things slowly start to shift. The higher-ups take an interest in Yuuji's designation, and Gojo is the only one who can keep him safe by declaring himself his prospective mate.

    It's a good thing Gojo really likes sugar.

    (It's even better that he likes Yuuji most of all.)

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    26 Jul 2025

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    A single, bad joke, and Yuuji's life is completely rearranged; launched haphazardly and half-dead into the Heian-era, he has to compete with a Sukuna who has his own body back, and all the plotting power a millennia-long grudge can gift him.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    And just when Suguru thought he could have one good thing in this utterly long day–

    The umbrella is tipped over to his side, revealing a monkey with Kirby for hair and shit for eyes. “That’s not healthy, mister."

    – it brings this one along.


    Geto Suguru is humanity’s pest problem. A recently orphaned Yuuji sees a terrible but lonely maelstrom of a human being. Somehow, the two end up finding a home in each other.

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    21 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    “It’s important to learn to control yourself, Yuuji. Imagine if it were Megumi or Nobara instead of me—you don’t need me to tell you what’d happen, do you?”

    Yuuji blanches. Satoru thinks Yuuji Junior also flags a little, but he can’t be sure.

    “I wouldn’t—I’d never—”

    “Really?” Satoru asks, sneaking in a lick of the lollipop.

    Really.”

    Satoru shifts his leg a little, his thigh dragging against the prominent bulge at Yuuji’s groin. Yuuji clutches at him even more tightly, screwing his eyes shut.

    “I guess I’m special then,” Satoru says, sucking idly on the candy that started it all. “Hot for teacher, huh? Didn’t know you were such a dirty kid, Yuuji.”

    Yuuji lets him go as if burned.

    “Sensei!” he says, loud enough that a few heads turn toward them.

    “Quiet now,” Satoru warns in a low voice, dipping his head to put his mouth closer to Yuuji’s ear. “Let’s not make a scene.”

    How not to take your teenage student’s virginity, a live demonstration by Gojou Satoru.

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    14 Jul 2025

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    A Jujutsu sorcerer may not die without regrets… But their hearts were not meant to be anything other than broken.

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    08 Jul 2025