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    Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks.

    Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn't know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn't know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Stiles has spent a lot of this relationship convinced that he's just a handful of words away from being unceremoniously dumped.

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    30 Dec 2024

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    It’s… a dick. A photograph of a real, human dick. And it’s a nice dick, truth be told, lit up right there on his unassuming phone. Stiles’ tongue swipes out to run unconsciously over his lips and he keeps on staring at the dick taking up his screen.

    It’s hard, obviously. Long and thick and clearly uncut. Dark hair curls at its base, and large fingers are wrapped around it, holding onto it with a loose grip. Strong, muscular thighs are just within range of the camera lens, cutting off about halfway down, the waistband of a pair of black briefs just about visible.

    Stiles hasn’t yet had the chance to become intimately acquainted with any real dicks – other than his own, of course – but he has put in the hours of study to become familiar with them through the means of porn. And he feels that he can say, with all sincerity and wisdom, that this – this is a really, really great dick.

    Now how the fuck has it ended up on his phone?

     

    Stiles receives a dick pic from an unknown number. He decides to grab the opportunity with both hands to do something about his pesky virginity.

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    30 Jun 2024

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    Pretending Cas is just his friend has been the only thing keeping Dean's head on straight for years. He never realized how much doing that depended on him making himself scarce in the morning ─ not until Cas came back and moved into the bunker.

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    29 May 2024

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    In his final year of college, Dean Winchester’s got a lot of decisions to make: what he’s going to do with his life, where he’s going to do it, and most importantly, which girl he’s going to do... right now. And later tonight. And the next night. And the next—

    When new transfer student Castiel Novak shows up first in his class, and then his friend group, Dean can’t help but see it as an infiltration. Something is up with Castiel, and he’s going to find out what. More accurately, he’s going to enlist his best and longest suffering hacker friend, Charlie Bradbury, to do it for him.

    Not a single one of Dean’s suspicions has anything to do with the fact that upon their first meeting, Castiel insults his shoes, his general existence, and his masculinity by— looking at him like that.

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    13 Mar 2024