h0ldthiscat
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- The Americans (TV 2013) (5)
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“I just thought someone of your caliber wouldn’t have to resort to terrorizing my crew,” Rio says once she remembers how to speak.
Agatha’s eyes flit up to her in the mirror, like she’s impressed, like she didn’t expect Rio to recover so quickly. “You’re very good at your job,” Agatha says with a shrug of her shoulder.
“Thank you.” Rio tries to calm the pounding of her heart. “So are you.”
Agatha extends her arms up grandly with a flourish. “And yet here we both are, doing summerstock in the Berkshires.”
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Agatha scoffs, exasperated. “What’s happening here?”
“I’m attracted to you,” Rio says, monotone. “Do you really find that so hard to believe?”
“You stole my identity!” Agatha says, loud enough that the couple at the next table over turns to look at them. “Mind your own business!” Agatha snaps at them.
Rio tries to hide a laugh but fails, her head dipping forward and her long lashes brushing her cheeks. Agatha’s stomach does backflips.
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Or: Rio steals Agatha's identity and then falls in love with her. Agatha tries her damnedest not to fall in love back.
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After three years on a private investigator’s schedule she can’t remember the last time she was conscious and vertical before 10am unless she’d still been up from the night before. But there aren’t a lot of options for disbarred lawyers turned PIs so here she is, about to knock on an office door with a nameplate outside that makes her stomach flip.
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At the Albuquerque airport, final bags packed, you don’t know the woman in the mirror, the lines around her eyes and the pallor in her cheeks. You don’t think you’ll know her any better thousands of miles away but it’s worth a shot.
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He usually has no problem with her taking the lead but tonight he’s quiet, moving slowly with her but in a way that tells her he wants something different.
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At the New York City Ballet, power, ambition, and desire simmer beneath the spotlight. As the company prepares for Giselle, Agatha Harkness, its brilliant, ruthless director, names Natasha Romanoff prima ballerina. Rio Vidal is cast as Myrtha, left watching her coronation slip away. Onstage, it’s ballet. Offstage, it’s war.
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15 Jun 2025
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“Agatha,” she said, “Are you referring to any rule in particular?”
“I read the book. We’re supposed to conceive a baby, generally. And tonight, more specifically.”
Rio’s face twisted into a familiar, constipated look. “I think I need to sit down.”
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On the first night of an arranged marriage, two childhood best friends blunder through the question of whether to make good on a religious obligation to conceive a child.
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01 Jun 2025
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“Who does she think she is?” Rio said, gesturing wildly. “Just got here and already acting like she owns the damn place!”
Alice looked around Rio, “Hot too,” Alice muttered.
Rio looked confused before turning around and glancing back at the house where Agatha had appeared in the window. A white fitted t-shirt was tucked into her high-waisted jeans. Her brown hair was wild, like she hadn’t even had a chance to run a brush through it before writing her lovely little hate note.
Agatha crossed her arms and gripped a mug of coffee as she continued her stare down with Rio, and Rio could swear she saw her lips quirk into a smirk.
Rio groaned. Environmentally friendly, bitchy, and hot. Extremely hot.
OR: Rio is a garbage collector, and Agatha Harkness just got added to her route. Shenanigans ensue.
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29 May 2025
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Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.
Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.
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Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).
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11 Apr 2025
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A list of things Rio expects to do tonight: have a couple drinks at the local gay bar, bring a cute dyke home, fuck her into the mattress.
The person Rio doesn’t expect to do it with: their high school bully.
OR, butch4butch agathario au
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- Part 1 of butch4butch agathario au
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15 Mar 2025