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Maintenance Work... Wait a Few Minutes, Please by kloud
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Dec 2025
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Shen Qingqiu's beloved white lotus is now forever blackened! And what's worse, he's back early!? System!! Hello!? You promised to help!!!
Why does Luo Binghe keep acting like he can see the System??
Binghe!?
No!! Don't touch that!!!!
In which Luo Binghe has "leveled up" enough to sense the System's presence, and decides to "help" Shen Qingqiu get rid of it. Surely nothing bad will come out of this...
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18 Oct 2025
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pricked by a needle drawing thread by nyoomerr for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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Luo Binghe's efforts to pinpoint and travel to the 'nice' Shen Qingqiu's soul don't go according to plan, which is a slightly nicer way of saying that they fail miserably and only end up spitting him out in front of some unimpressive, irritating flower spirit that he'd apparently married a decade ago and promptly forgotten about. Oops.
Even worse, Luo Binghe is struck by a curse that forces him to share a telepathic bond with this little spirit until they learn how to get along. Double oops.
...Actually, doesn't this 'Shen Yuan' seem a bit familiar...?
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10 Sep 2025
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the rise and fall of @peerlesscucumber by Allpiesforourown
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2024
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[🥒] STOP ASKING TO SEE MY “CUCUMBER”
For the final time, I picked this username as a joke and I thought I’d be able to change it later! I can’t make a new account because I’ve bought all the limited time chapters here and they can’t be transferred![🎲] wow, that is incredibly fucked up. You don’t deserve this kind of harassment. Don’t worry cucumber bro, i’ve got your back. Send me your dickpics and i’ll keep them safe for you
/an insight into Shen Yuan's forum history
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- Part 3 of bingy's self-insertverse
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07 Sep 2025
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Have reread this 3 times now, absolutely worthy of a bookmark
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More than anything by diushek
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Dec 2025
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For a long moment, Shen Yuan stares into empty space almost sightlessly, trying to understand what the hell is going on.
Then, the boy finally sits up shakily. His eyes are as dark as pitch black, with a firm gaze that's too hard for a boy his age. His hair is a thick, dark, and dense tangle, escaping from his high ponytail in unruly strands. Despite how wild his hair makes him look, there's a delicate beauty mark under his eye.
In the center of his forehead, Shen Yuan stares in stupefied horror at a red zuiyin that he knows very well.A half-Heavenly Demon child emerges from a dark portal in the middle of Shen Yuan's apartment. Fine, Shen Yuan can handle it. He'll just have to take care of little Luo Chengle, one of Luo Binghe's sons, until his father comes to pick him up. Luo Binghe couldn't possibly take too long to search for his own son, right?
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22 Aug 2025
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Bonding Rituals by celardor for lavenderandrue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Oct 2024
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“What did you want with its scales?” Liu Qingge asks.
Shen Qingqiu sighs. “Well I was going to give them to Zhangmen-shixiong. The scales of a female Burrowing Gem Worm can be ground into a powder that helps to purify and strengthen one’s life-force. But unfortunately this one turned out to be a male.”
“Why would Zhangmen-shixiong need such a powder?” Liu Qingge asks, frowning. Like both of them, Yue Qingyuan is functionally immortal, his life force self-sustaining by means of his golden core.
“Oh, I thought it might help with his Xuan Su problem,” Shen Qingqiu says blithely.
Liu Qingge blinks in confusion. “His what?”
Shen Qingqiu waves his hand. “You know… how whenever he draws his sword it drains his life force, slowly killing him?”
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While dosed with poison, Shen Qingqiu accidentally tells Liu Qingge about Yue Qingyuan’s problematic bond with the Xuan Su sword. Liu Qingge, in turn, decides to do something about it.
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20 Aug 2025