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Corner Flower Shop by Smelted_Gold (idk_beatsme)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Mar 2022
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Better summary later but basically slice of life vibes with bystanderinnit and wacky stuff I dunno man
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 418
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 50
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Storage for my random patches of writing by Smelted_Gold (idk_beatsme)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
19 Mar 2022
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I use a phone and Word on phone sucks so this is the storage for my random writing shit
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 269
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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Aim for the moon, land in the stars by slysnakes
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
09 Aug 2022
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A burst of hysterical laughter left his lips, but he quickly muffled it. He wondered how he looked right now; on his knees, covered in so much blood it was sickening, and laughing in a room filled with corpses. That was insanity. Maybe he had gone a little insane. Maybe he had it coming for a while.
Or, Kim Dokja's salvation doesn't come in the form of a novel.
Bookmarked by OVERD0SE__ (idk_beatsme)
11 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
PLSLSLSPLSPLSPLPLSPLPLSPLSPLS I NEED MORE OF THIS HOLY SHIT/POS
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medkit murders every single phighter but in a series im not even kidding but i wish i was
(lots of stuff goes down TRUST)
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guys. how are people still finding this.
Bookmarked by boomboxliker3000 (idk_beatsme)
11 Apr 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
First phighting fic I ever read, subscribed to, and finished. Can confirm my ao3 phighting reader experience is off to a great start 👍
Also I'm too shy to comment but. Ohhh my god I actually cried I can't believe I cried at the end oh my god. But also WHERE'S SKATEBOARD WHAT HAPPENED TO BOOMBOX DID I MISS SOMETHING NOOO/silly
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Four of a Kind by Srae13
Fandom: Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019), Mighty Morphin Power Rangers & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (Video Game 2016), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin (2020), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin - Fandom, TMNT (2007)
05 Jul 2025
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- 47
Bookmarked by idk_beatsme
02 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
The first fic is the first thing I'd show to people when I want to show them how much fan fiction I can read
Also this series is bumfuck insane and unhinged I love the author's stuff
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Multiverse of Michelangelo by Srae13
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bay Movies), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 1987), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Comics), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW Comics), TMNT (2007), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin - Fandom, Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan (Video Game 2016), Mighty Morphin Power Rangers & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
19 Nov 2023
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“An’ I see that ya guys are also missin’ a Mikey,” the other red turtle growls.
“Calm down, Raph,” the taller Leo sighs at his brother.
“What do you mean ‘also missing a Mikey’?” Leo asks.
“Just like he said,” the taller Raph groans as he takes a look at the lonely pair of nun chucks in this universe’s Donnie’s hand. “Someone came and took our Mikey.”
“And they took your’s, too,” the taller Donnie concludes. “It looks like we were too late.”
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OR:Something is taking all the Michelangelo's across the multiverse.
It's a good thing that all of their older brothers are ready to move heaven and hell to get their missing brother back.
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- Part 1 of Four of a Kind
- Language:
- English
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- 165,098
- Chapters:
- 58/58
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- 1
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- 2,361
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Bookmarked by idk_beatsme
26 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Props to the author for managing to write literally most of the tmnt iterations. All of them got atleast one mention or screen time and honestly, respect.
Also trying to summarize this in like one sentence just sounds really funny.
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i waited eight long months (she finally set him free) by stillateenageabomination
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
29 Jul 2023
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A pointed metal prong met her throat, far enough away not to cut her jugular but close enough that if she tried to make a break for it, she’d be skewered.
“Chasing us down is one thing,” said the red-masked turtle with a vicious smirk. He kept his grip on his sai firm as his brothers circled around him and April. “It’s gutsy enough that I can actually respect it. But threatening our pizza? Now you made it personal. Big mistake.”
April held her breath. She would not do what she wanted to do, she would not, she would not –
April burst out into uproarious laughter, her giggles so uncontrollable that the mutant that could only be Raphael had to ease up his grip on his sai. He just stared at her in confusion, as did the rest of his brothers, as April struggled to quiet her laughter.
“I’m – I’m sorry,” April said between giggles. It was so bad that her glasses started fogging up. “You’re just – really short.”
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or, your average 2012/rise crossover. 5 times a Rise character spends the chapter vibing and emotionally connecting with 2012 characters + 3 times there’s actual plot
Series
- Part 1 of eight long months + extra works
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- English
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- 152,856
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by idk_beatsme
23 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
And now a list of quotes I saved from this:
“Hey, I actually know a worm mutant! Believe it or not, he pulls a lot of bitches.”
She soared through the air like a weaponized Tinker Bell.
“Just because you’re in your struggle era doesn’t mean that you won’t make it to your girlboss era.”
It took everything within Mikey not to draw a cerulean dick in Leo’s corner.
Michelangelo glanced at Raph, then at Mikey, then back at Raph. He swallowed. “I’d like to invoke the second amendment.”
“The second amendment lets you have guns, Mikey,” Leonardo sighed.
“I’d like to have a gun.”
“If you want me to work through my emotions or whatever, then put on Mr. Rogers like a man.”
He sighed. Raph was pretty sure he ate a Gucci bag once.
hugged his arms around his knees, and glared at a bedazzled skater thoroughly butchering a lutz.
Me-core, he thought. The skater clutched his bleeding elbow. He’d knicked it on his own skates on the way down. That’s me, for real for real.
“I should have eaten you in the womb.”
“Why do we call them aliens?”
He blinked. “I think we’re a little xenophobic.”
Donatello blinked back. “But I thought you were gay?”
“Sometimes I remember that you two are supposed to be the smart ones,” April announced, speaking to everyone and no one, “and I get really, really sad.”
“I’m Leo.”
“No, you’re not.”
“Hey, April?” Red called out.
“Yeah, April?”
“You’re so cool, April.”
“Stop, you’re so cool, April.”
“Thanks, April.”
“Don’t mention it, April.”