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And Katana – honest, blunt, irrevocably stupid Katana – wraps his arms around Medkit’s shoulders and mutters into his hair, “they didn’t let me watch Banhammer take a cock. I could hear him from the livingroom, and they expected me to clean amid all of that.”
As if a new world of revelation has been opened up for him, Medkit’s eye slowly widens, and he shifts to stare at a frozen Banhammer and spluttering Hyperlaser like he’s seeing a whole new person, his voice incredulous. “You let Hyperlaser stick his dick in you?”
“No! I did not! Listen, it was plastic and stiff and entirely not an actual—!”
This time, Hyperlaser is the one silencing him, hand slapped over his mouth. “He quite enjoyed it, too! You should’ve heard how loud he was moaning my praises!”
The floor is practically flooded now with how much water pours out the sides of the tub when Banhammer thrashes, yanking at Hyperlaser’s wrist, desperate to silence the other demon before he says anything else equally incriminating.
Medkit guffaws to Katana with a hand over his mouth, the tips of his ears bright teal, an invigorated brightness to his once dull eye.
“No wonder you were so upset!”Series
- Part 2 of himbo banhammer and his three stooges
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07 Mar 2025
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The world was grey and empty, and Tommy was only making it worse.
Each step felt like he was locking himself further and further into his decision until he was just a few steps away. Already he could feel the humming reaching up from the ground and becoming a part of him, just like his dream had foretold.
One step, two.
It almost didn’t feel real, but he knew it was in the way his heart was beating frantically in his chest – the way his toes were pinched in his shoes and how the tag of his hoodie itched his neck.
He stepped forward. Silence.
He woke up.
Tommy just wants to stay dead; the universe and his family object.
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- Part 1 of one day
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03 May 2024
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Once upon a time. That is how these stories normally start, right? A prince locked in a tower, separated from everyone and everything; Forbidden from stepping foot outside of the castle walls. He’s surrounded by maids and servants, but they can’t make up for the cold hole in his soul. If Prince Tommy asked for it then he got it. But he knew he could never have what he truly wanted.
A fateful encounter one night will have him rethinking his life. Rethinking everything he knew. Rethinking everything he ever learned.
When Tommy is whisked away from his home, kidnapped by the neighbor kingdom, he doesn’t expect to find himself falling in love with the kingdoms people- nor the royal family. Yet that’s what happens, and he finds himself stumbling through foreign culture and unfamiliar halls.
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Tommy learns how to love himself in the most unconventional way, in a foreign kingdom and with the help of the people who kinda maybe technically kidnapped him.
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02 May 2024
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antique stores are homes for hoarders by writemmeline
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Mar 2022
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when venti spends his night(s) falling asleep to a certain passive-aggressive youtuber's video, the last thing he expects is for it to result in the entirety of his youtube fanbase mocking his unfortunate luck and, simultaneously, questioning what his sobriety had been in the moment. and, even after months of mourning the sprawling size of the city and his (somehow) apparent lack of connections, venti isn't sure he can find any positive in the situation.
strangely, the world chooses to prove him wrong.
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24 Jul 2021
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Venti is roommates with Hu Tao, whose annoyingness can compare with Venti.
Venti is a streamer. Xiao is also a streamer.
Oh, and, he has the fattest crush on Xiao.
Twitter is a thing.
Chaos ensues.
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09 Jul 2021