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    jisung!: omg wait…….
    jisung!: i just realized….
    jisung!: did only extroverts reply to my sign????

    Seungminnie: Did you really think introverts would message a random number they saw on a handmade paper sign pasted to the wall of a Korean bakery in a side alley in New York City?

    jisung!: …yes???

    Seungminnie: You are a Moron.

    ...

    Or, Jisung moves to NYC, realizes making friends is hard, and decides the best solution is to solicit friendship via a handmade paper sign taped to the window of a Korean Bakery. Chaos ensues.

    (A SKZ Chatfic featuring a whole lot of things that make me laugh and will hopefully make you laugh too! And also maybe a modicum of plot, who knows.)

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    26 Jul 2023

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    01 Jan 2023

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    Way of the Proud Sith Lord was one of the most popular sci-fi web novels of the time...
    … and it was absolutely dog shit! Which is probably why Ben is given the very difficult task of reforming the story and its terrible ending after waking up in the body of the scumbag villain, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    Anakin doesn't understand why his master is suddenly acting so differently, but he's certainly not going to complain about it.

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    26 Oct 2022

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    Harry is removed from the Dursley family when he is eight years old, and enters the wizarding world a few years younger and a lot wiser. He discovers a surprising dark heritage, and develops goals that do not involve vanquishing a certain Dark Lord or becoming the Chosen One. Adopted into the Black family, Harry will fight against the expectation that he is to defeat the Dark Lord and instead dedicates himself to protecting the dark legacy that has been left to him.

    Eventual Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort.

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    26 Oct 2022

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    Jesse McCree has survived through hell. He's learned not to trust. It's not just his life on the line after all. He has his little sister to protect. He will do anything to make sure she has food and shelter, no matter how it makes shame burn in his guts. They get a tiny apartment and Mabel can finally go back to school. They're scraping together a life. He avoids relationships. Mabel is his entire world but the lonely ache in his chest never goes away.

    Hanzo Shimada has escaped the demons of his past and left his family clan behind. He's happy as a banker and big brother. Well, maybe not happy, but content to spend his days with his head buried in numbers and his evenings alone. He tells himself it's enough. He has two point five friends, a luxury apartment, a collection of vintage cars and... no one meaningful to share it with. The silver starting at his temples and goatee remind him every day he's into his thirties with only his brother as company.

    Until he meets Jesse McCree outside a grocery store with a ruined birthday cake for a little girl at his feet. It wouldn't hurt to do one good thing for a stranger. Besides, he loves spending his money on people who needed it.

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    18 Aug 2020