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Spamton G. Spamton is a little mailman with big dreams. Despite ridicule and lack of support from his siblings, his goal has always been to expand his business to the surface. Nothing's going to change that. One day, he’s going to become a big shot!
Losing his shop, his apartment, his family? Losing everything? Just a minor setback.
Right?
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If only email hadn't come into existence. Then he wouldn't have lost it all, and wouldn't have proven his siblings right. It’s tough, living in the dump. He’s always cold, always hungry. He never wanted this.
But at least he doesn’t have to do it alone.
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Pure Vanilla has Shadow Milk blindfolded and tied up by his own puppet strings, quivering and desperate. He fucks him slow and tortuously gentle, all so he can wring orgasm after orgasm from the high and mighty jester.
It’s humiliating. It’s too much.
It’s so good.
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Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla are set to be married, and the two couldn't be happier. All that's left to do is select an outfit for Shadow Milk with the help of Wedding Cake Cookie.
Privately, Shadow Milk has some doubts. He wonders if he's good enough for someone like Pure Vanilla, but his soon to be husband is there to reassure him of his feelings.
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Eternal Sugar's paradise is wonderful. It's beautiful, and so very peaceful. Why wouldn't Hollyberry want to take a nap here, in this perfect land of happiness?
(Something isn't right.)
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Shadow Milk, created before cookies were baked with soulmarks, had always believed he'd never have a soulmate.