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    With a short grunt, he gave the smallest push he could muster. It felt right to give in, to try and help, his instincts none the wiser to his deliberate prevention. The contraction was over quickly enough, and though it had felt good to do as his body wanted, he was thrown back into the exact same discomfort as soon as he stopped.

    Where was his damned speeder?

    [ obi-wan, as some vague adult-age padawan, accidentally ends up pregnant, hides it, and rents a hostel room to give birth in secret, but goes hours without making progress. as soon as he admits defeat and calls a speeder to bring him to someone who can help, things start moving along much faster than planned. ]

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    24 Jul 2025

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    When Quirrell abruptly quits his post as professor of Muggle Studies, teaching apprentice Hermione Granger volunteers to replace him. Unhappy with some of Dumbledore’s recent appointments, the board of governors volunteers Lucius Malfoy to assess Hermione’s teaching for a term in order to determine if she’s the right fit for the job. Neither of them is happy about it.

    Or: a very petty pair make the students of Hogwarts look like mature adults. No Voldemort AU.

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    07 Jul 2025

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    Molly interferes, Ron is a twit but gets over it, Lucius is reformed (well, a bit), Draco grows up, Ginny is a good friend (apart from recommending the shoes), Harry is a hero, and Hermione has fun and spends a lot of time in a library. Snape, meanwhile, considers that he is getting his usual shit deal from fate, although to be fair, he never expected to find a family of his own.

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    14 Jun 2025

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    “I can’t do this Harry, oh gods, Harry, it’s awful, it’s horrid,” she wheezed, feeling dark circles start to cloud her vision. She dimly felt him reach over and pick up the sheet she had abandoned, and soon felt him tugging at her chin, forcing her to look at him.

    “You can do this,” he said steadily. “You can and you will. We’ll do this together, I promise.”

     

    In the aftereffects of the Second Wizarding War and a devastating plague, British Wizarding society is on the brink of collapse. A final desperate measure has been enacted - a Marriage Law that binds one witch to several wizards, each of which is a perfect match for her to produce the most viable magical offspring. Forced to abide by the law or be tossed into Azkaban, Hermione soon finds herself knee deep in wizards - or rather, husbands, as the Ministry would have it.

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    13 Jun 2025

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    Final Chapter is posted

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    He takes this time to admire his husband.

    Henry’s the very vision of an expectant, life-giving father in the throes of labor; from the contours of his swollen chest and dark, wide nipples, all the way down his pear, oblong-shaped bump, round, full, and protruding between his hips. A network of stretchmarks and stark-colored, thin river-like veins travel from the bottom of his belly to the curve of his ass and the thick width of his thighs. Some of those were just recent, Alex’s notes. He knows the patterns of Henry’s body and can map it even with his eyes closed.

    When this is over, their son safely delivered, and Henry recovered again, Alex will make sure to get re-acquainted with his husband and adore him for who he is. Strong. Beautiful. Exquisite. A man who is willing to carve a path inside his body so he could grow and give Alex a family.

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    Or the part where we finally meet Louie.

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    09 Jun 2025