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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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31 Oct 2025
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All For Death by brokenbaby
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - All Media Types
22 Oct 2025
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Harry woke with a deep shudder—a breath so deep he felt the unused corners of his spongey lungs reinflate with force. He looked down at his chest where a weight rested, only to get an eyeful of Hermione’s curls as she stared at him with her mouth open, face puffy from crying. Ron was just visible over her with a look of dawning horror.
“What the fuck,” Harry ground out, letting his head drop back down to the ground as Hermione began thumping her fists on his chest in anger, right over the wet patches her tears had left on him, cursing him out.
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When Harry accidentally kills himself, the trio promptly realise he's become something more after the war. Something to do with the Deathly Hallows lined nicely on his bookshelf. Hermione does what she does best: she plans. 'The Timeline' plans Harry's life, from the moment he withdraws from the Wizarding World for centuries to come.Edward is floating through immortality with disinterest and suicidal ideation. Until Alice begins having visions of a green-eyed teenager in all sorts of compromising positions with Edward. As usual, Edward is determined to avoid any possible happiness that may come at the damnation of another. Or will he?
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19 Oct 2025
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Jeon Jeongguk, notorious Rockstar and frontman of the famous band Aurum, just won a grammy and has since been acting differently. Park Jimin, his manager and longtime best friend, is left to deal with his sudden shifts in mood that necessitates damage control in their line of work, all while trying to cope with his feelings for the singer and his not-so-subtle advances.
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13 Sep 2025
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Exceptional bodyguard, alpha Jeon Jeongguk, swears to goddess that he will not be tempted by his new client, who's ten years younger than him. Nope. Not even if his client is idol Park Jimin, a pretty, sexy omega who just won't quit.
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Bookmarked by jooniespriv
12 Sep 2025
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“Harry Potter.”
The cold burrowed into his flesh; the scent of cloying death and molding earth clogged his senses.
“The Boy Who Lived.”
A strange sense of unimaginable loss and disappointment rose inside of Harry. That brilliant, yet cruel boy could’ve been so much more if he’d not stepped down this bloodied path.
Terrible, but great. He pitied this creature.
“Come to die.”
Harry Potter faced the flash of green light with the bravery of a Gryffindor and the broken heart of a Hufflepuff.
When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.
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Bookmarked by jooniespriv
22 Jul 2025