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Basically a jegulus breakup. Read at the risk of wanting to punch james in the face multiple times and wanting to give reg a hug. but than at the end wanting to give james a hug and tell him everything is going to be okay.
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I was an atheist until i saw jesus in my living room (God on my balcony)* by kafkaswhore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Feb 2023
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Remus spews a lot of bullshit when he's drunk and even more of it when he's high.
But tonight's brand of bullshit is special, because it includes him telling someone that he's in love with his best friend.
Take a wild guess as to who he tells it.
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Sirius is a sleep demon who gives nightmares to humans. Remus is an insomniac with hallucinations.
Unstoppable force, meet Immovable object.
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“No!” Sirius smacked the plastic cup filled with stale cereal out of his punished human’s hand. He responded a touch more dramatically this time to Sirius’ sudden physical appearance, though it was mostly due to the fact that his food now covered the floor. “Eat some real food and go to sleep!” Sirius’ skin prickled with a thousand fiery needles—release, release, release.
“My Cheerios,” his punished human mumbled, eyes glued to the ground forlornly.
“How can you even be functioning on this little sleep?” Sirius’ voice pitched higher and higher as he spoke. He wondered if he was capable of yanking his fake human hair out.
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13 Aug 2023
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Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.
Surely this isn’t normal?
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