llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
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As a kid I was scared of the dark, you know?
My head would always imagine those shapes lurking in the shadows. Hunched over figures that weren‘t really there but just…
Anyway. I was scared they might be ghosts.
Now, I know, don‘t scoff, ghosts aren’t that common and they can only hurt you if you aren’t prepared. That‘s a lesson you learn early, being a ghost investigator and all: being unprepared is the fastest way to kill yourself and your team.
[noise of feathers ruffling in the background]
I am prepared, these days. I wasn‘t when I was a child, but I‘m not a child anymore.
So, there isn‘t a reason to be scared anymore.
[long pause]
Usually.
Which brings me back to last Friday’s investigation.
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- Part 1 of My Phasmo AU Lore Dump
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background sound by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2025
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Grian was trying to collect all his notes and papers that, of course, lay scattered across the already cramped room. Gem had already put her electrical guitar away, now picking up empty plastic bottles and half-empty snack bags they left behind. And Scar was apparently trying to untangle some cables, crouched underneath the electrical keyboard.
Impulse on the other hand stood up, giving Skizz his full attention. Clocking onto that, Skizz’s grin widened. He sounded a bit breathless as he spoke, as if he had run all the way down the corridor to their little studio. (Well not theirs, technically, but Impulse ignored that fact most of the time.)
“GIGGS got a gig,” he said, waving his phone a little.
That certainly got everyone's attention.[In which Impulse, Gem, Grian and Scar are a band, trying to get a foot in the door and Skizz does his best to support - now matter how hard he wants to be there on stage with them.]
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- Part 1 of GIGGS Band AU
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and the sky cries by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 May 2025
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On the morning of Scar’s last day, it was raining. Or, maybe it wasn’t his last day per se, but who knew really?
Very well could be! Immortality was a fickle thing and Scar wasn’t sure what the limits would be.
And he’d rather not find out, mind you!
So yes, it bothered him that on this particular morning rain clouds hung low over the harbor he was unfortunate enough to be held captive in. They had yet to release their water, they’d potentially cry their tears once he was hanging from that noose. How poetic. Really- “Can you shut it?”
[Scar is a pirate and he's meeting a pirate's end- or he would be, if he wasn't immortal. Sadly the same can't be said about his cell mate.]
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- Part 2 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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demon (the dead kind) by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2025
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“I’ve got EMF 3,” Grian said, as he entered the van. Scar had stepped in just before him and now turned around to look at the gadget.
“In here?” Impulse said, looking up from the computer screen he had been staring at, setting up their sound sensors.
Grian shrugged, holding the display out to Impulse and Scar to see.
The high angry noise that usually alerted of ghost activity almost doubled in volume.
Impulse scrunched his eyebrows even closer in confusion. That wasn't possible. Their shouldn't be any activity inside their van. The EMF only picked up readings whenever a ghost was in the room...
Grian waved the EMF reader around, trying to locate where it caught the activity from. With a sting of worry, Impulse recognized how it grew louder whenever Grian turned towards Scar.
“Skizz,” he said in his radio, voice low. “Come back to the van.”[based on the GIGS Phasmophobia AU by dragonsAreCool - Scar isn't quite himself, Skizz isn't there, and Impulse is the one punished for it.]
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- Part 1 of Fanworks for the GIGS Phasmo AU
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ashes, ashes, dust to dust by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Apr 2025
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Grian sits at his desk, a timeline in front of him with a bunch of notes and photocopies glued to it.
There are at least a dozen different pictures, all from different eras, different places, sometimes different continents. And, Scar said he was born in America, yes. But he didn’t say that was even before the USA started to be a thing!
All pictures show the same man, some photographs (mostly black and white, one actually in sepia), some drawings, a few paintings and even one copperplate engraving (even though Grian is still debating that one if he is being honest).
They all show the same man. Tall, lanky, dark hair. Brown hair, as Grian knows, with unusual green eyes. Having the timeline in front of him like some history project in elementary school, he can watch more and more scars appear on his skin.
For the first time, Grian wonders if Scar Goodtimes is a chosen name.[Grian works as a historical researcher and a certain face keeps coming up in his research.]
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- Part 1 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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This is a collection of audio logs that are in-lore with the Phasmo AU I made up in my head for the group I usually play Phasmophobia with. The AU is heavily inspired by dragons
GIGGS Phasmo AU and to be honest we're kind of just publically playing dolls at this poin.- Words:
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Fanworks for the GIGS Phasmo AU by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
24 Apr 2025
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This is my collection of fan works inspired by the GIGS phasmophobia AU by dragonsAreCool here on Ao3. If you don't know it, I encourage you to read their stories before you read mine, since my stories aren't canon to the AU!
They are basically just ideas I'd like to share.- Words:
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A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU] by llama_bird (llama_sidekick), llama_sidekick
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
02 May 2025
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Grian is a historian, Scar is one of his assistants and at some point Grian realises that the same face keeps coming up in his research. Only that that would mean that Scar is about 900 years old, and that can't be, right?
[Aka role swap, this time Grian is the one to die over and over again while Scar has to watch.]
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GIGGS Band AU by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 May 2025
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