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Carbs and Conversations by machine_dove, Sproings
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel
25 Dec 2017
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Bucky was just looking for a chance. A chance to get on the ice and play. A chance to escape from Hydra. A chance to redeem himself.
He didn't include 'A chance to be friends with Steve Rogers' on the list. That would be ridiculous.
Lucky for him, Steve seemed determined to be ridiculous.
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- Part 1 of Hockey Butts
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Once Upon Some Bullshit by machine_dove, Sproings
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jul 2017
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Bucky really hated magic. He had always hated magic, ever since the first time he'd been forced to believe in it, back in the trenches in occupied France.
He hated it even more now.
A beautiful white swan was standing where Steve should have been, and Enchantress was fucking giggling like the asshole she was.
In which magic is terrible, Steve is sick of this bullshit, and True Love Conquers All
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Message in a Bottle by machine_dove
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
17 Oct 2016
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Captain America can't stay lost forever.
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- Part 2 of Merman Sam
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Sink or Swim by machine_dove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Oct 2016
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Instead of crashing in the Arctic end ending up frozen for seventy years, Steve crashes into the Atlantic, where he's rescued by...a merman?
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- Part 1 of Merman Sam
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Like the Nomadic Moon by machine_dove
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Aug 2016
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Steve didn’t know what to expect from college, but he had hopes. He hoped it would be better than high school had been, hoped his art would improve, and hoped he might even make a friend or two. Nothing had prepared him for the talking cat who told him that he was the reincarnated guardian of a moon kingdom who needed to save the world from the evil forces of Hydra.
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Wilton's Bakery 'verse by machine_dove, Sproings
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Dec 2017
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Hockey Butts by machine_dove, Sproings
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel
25 Dec 2017
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Merman Sam by machine_dove
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Oct 2016
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Mirror by machine_dove
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Dec 2015
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There is a time for all things, but sometimes you have to wait for them.
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04 Nov 2024
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It's Courting Day: seventh- and eighth-year students get the chance to declare their intentions to formally woo each other. The only way for Harry to avoid being a matrimonial target is to put in a declaration of his own. Surely if he picks someone who would never in a million years accept his suit, he'll escape unscathed...
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13 Jul 2024
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Returning to Hogwarts to teach, Harry finds an unexpected surprise. But can he really accept a secret courtship when he's still dealing with feelings for the snarky headmaster?
How many times do I have to tell you people I suck at summaries?
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10 Jul 2024
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It’s not enough that Harry has been trapped at Grimmauld Place for nearly a month, now his eighteen-year-old body chooses the worst time to become uncontrolled. He’s not sure how to handle the situation alone, so he must seek help from the only living being nearby, which happens to be a very reluctant Professor Snape.
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09 Jul 2024
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Severus is hopeful to lead a boring, quiet life as Hogwarts' DaDA professor after the war. Unfortunately Minerva neglects to inform him of Harry Potter returning for his eighth year. Suffice to say that Severus' days end up being neither quiet nor boring.
Or: Harry Potter's greatest conquest isn't having killed the Dark Lord, but getting into Severus Snape's bed.
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07 Jul 2024