mild_mannered_apricot
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I'm Glad Latin is Dead, Actually (A sentiment not shared by Alex Horne) by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
15 Jun 2025
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Based on a task from s19. (But no spoilers)
Greg decides to spice up the bedroom by writing all over Alex's body. The twist is that it's in Latin, because Alex Horne is a huge fucking nerd.
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I made pancakes in real life for this by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Apr 2025
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Alex and Greg are turned into pancakes.
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insert pancake pun here by mild_mannered_taskpricot (mild_mannered_apricot)
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
08 Apr 2025
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Happy pancake day
Recent bookmarks
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Generating Publicity (For Anything Other Than Our Comedy) by alexhornesdiary
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
13 Jun 2025
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Alex and Greg are at a PR event, and they decide to competitively tease each other to see who will break first which leads to some secret kissing and Greg taking Alex's underwear
Series
- Part 23 of Taskhusbands One Shots
Bookmarked by mild_mannered_apricot
19 Jun 2025
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Ok I need to bookmark this bc I've already reread it and I know I'll want to again
It's just so fucking good the Greg and Alex interactions are peak and Tim is being an idiot as usual it's great
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Stanza one: Alex to Greg.
Stanza two: Greg to Alex.
Stanza three: Both together.Series
- Part 331 of TM
Bookmarked by mild_mannered_apricot
14 Jun 2025
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Very good lil poem
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The Bird Feeder by Anonymous for key_to_start
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
07 Jun 2025
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He glanced down at his phone. “What is this?”
“What’s it look like?” Alex asked, which, well, Tim supposed he could take a somewhat-educated guess from the bag of bird food.
But he certainly wasn’t going to give Alex the satisfaction.
Instead, he looked down at the tube and pulled a face. “Bit big for me to put my boy in, but I’ll give it a go.”
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- Part 108 of Taskmaster Collection
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- English
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Bookmarked by mild_mannered_apricot
14 Jun 2025
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Such a good tim and Alex work
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'Fuck you!' Alex yells at Jason in his old man way, on the screen. Alex's cheeks burn at it. The audience goes mental. He sees Greg scrawl something on his card and wonders with a little thrill if he'll be in trouble later.
Greg passes Alex the card as the audience laughs and applauds.
We'll discuss this tomorrow. Alex reads. He hands the card back to Greg, who winks at him.
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“Fucking hell,” Greg groans. “I'm dead, aren’t I?”
“No,” Alex says quickly. “Absolutely not.”
“Dying?”
Alex hesitates.
“Fuck,” Greg says again, with feeling. “That’s bloody typical, isn’t it? On my fucking birthday, too. Christ.”
“He’s a little busy right now,” Alex says cheerfully. “You’ll have to do with me.”
Or: On the morning of his 56th birthday, Greg gets hit by a bus. Then, he wakes up. The man who saved his life insists he's utterly unremarkable and tells Greg to forget about him. Greg reckons he'd rather get run over again.
Bookmarked by mild_mannered_apricot
13 Jun 2025
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Yesss excellent! I love this take on angel! Alex