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that's the way it is by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
05 Mar 2025
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The air is thick with the stench of imminent consequence.
But he has known this since Blackwater.
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Shadows of Baskerville Manor by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
29 Jul 2024
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A sudden noise from above the ditch startles me.
“What was that?” Henry asks, his voice trembling. I don’t respond. I reached towards my pocket slowly and felt the outline of my pistol. The noise got louder, a deep growl that seemed to emanate from all around. A huge gust of wind blew forth from above, leaves twirling in the chaos. The thick trees blocked out most of the sunlight, leaving us in a constantly shifting eerie darkness.
Then I saw it.
The hound.
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Or,Sherlock sends John to investigate a creature that has been terrorizing a manor in devonshire.
This is my first fic. I wrote it for a literature assignment, and im quite happy about how it turned out.Please give me feedback, id love to improve my writing!
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somebody to hold me (he will do very well) by casmourde
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
22 Jul 2024
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"Johnny had been particularly annoying all day – hounding her for cigarettes, moaning about her choice of breakfast, commenting on her outfit like he had any room to talk. It was nothing new or special, but V knew she’d reached a breaking point once she’d planted a bullet in the head of some random scav who’s only real offense had been a major case of the stink eye. Scrubbing his blood off at the sink in her apartment, she glumly made a decision. Tonight she was going to Jig-Jig Street to get fucked until she couldn’t see straight."
In which V goes to order a Joytoy and ends up with Johnny Silverhand instead.
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17 Aug 2025
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The Unreliability of Men's Promises by dazednstoned
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
16 Jun 2025
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Girls like Abigail aren't supposed to think. They get on their knees and moan with their heads empty. John Marston's got her thinking, though.
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Important moments from Abigail Roberts and John Marston's turbulent relationship spanning from 1894 to 1911.- Language:
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06 Aug 2025
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"I do" and all the foolishness that comes with it by dazednstoned
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
16 Jul 2025
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The Marstons celebrate their wedding, which leads to a proposition about their future.
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She’s beautiful in any sense of the word. John had known it back when he first saw her propped up on the back of Nel II, her hair done up in a delicate chignon and her cheeks flushed from the heat and something else to match the heavy rouge painted on her lips. He knows it better now as he sits on an old rickety crate with the cold rim of a beer at his lips, watching as she shrieks and laughs.There’s a certain airiness to the echo of her voice and a looseness to her shoulders brought on by the drink, but John can appreciate it much the same. The white ruffled hem of her gown twirls around her in a flurry as Uncle spins her, the drink warming her and granting even Uncle some leniency. For once, John feels calm, and it ain’t only owed to the liquor warming his belly.
Mrs. Marston, he thinks, testing the name in his head like it carries an honorable legacy rather than one of bloodied fists and drunken Scots. Behind it had always been a line of angry men and down-on-their-luck girls, but Abigail carries it with pride and poise. John finds himself doing the same now that the Marston name is tied to her.
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15 Jul 2025
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and when you go, take this heart; i’ll make no more use of it when there’s no more you by longteeth
Fandoms: Hitman (Video Games)
19 Mar 2022
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CW: Hitman 3 Spoilers, Beware!!!!
What if CICADA didn't kill Lucas Grey, but instead captured him, trying to turn both brothers into Providence weapons?
Diana, Olivia and Lucas work together to save 47 and each other from Providence's grasp, discovering themselves along the way.
(Updated every Saturday, the rating will change over time.)
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10 Jul 2025
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Wildfire by Gingersnap741
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Firewatch (Video Game)
05 Jan 2023
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“So, what’s wrong with you?” The man’s voice drops a few octaves, and Arthur finds himself staring at the radio. That voice, deep and smoky, it captures his attention and holds it,
Thinking things like that is not what you need to be doing right now.
Arthur thumbs the receiver before he can think better of it. “Excuse me?” He tells himself the flush in his face is from anger and not embarrassment, or something worse.
Charles’ tone remains unruffled, as if he’s content to ignore Arthur’s attempt at dodging. “I asked, what’s wrong with you? The average person doesn’t take a job like this. What are you running from?”
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Or, a Red Dead Redemption2/Firewatch crossover AU no one asked for.Bookmarked by no_thoughts_only_potatoes
08 Jul 2025