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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    a very short deltarune chatfic abt all the people involved in the bringing-the-roaring group, based on a series of tweets lol

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    16 Jun 2025

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    Silly squad plan the roaring✨✨

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    Jon travels back in time, except he never actually tells anyone and if he also uses the opportunity to screw with a few people well that's really his business
    Set after Mag. 160, deals with everything that we know up until that point (with the exception of tapes that were recorded during S1-4 and mentioned after episode 160) and explores the possibility of Jon gaining new powers as well as trying his best to stop the end of the world
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    'The idea that John has any fun whatsoever astonishes me.' -Alex
    WELL PREPARE TO BE ASTONISHED
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    14 Mar 2025

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    michael "passes the milk" distortion

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    Jonathan Sims was not human. Sure they were an avatar of an Eldritch god of fear, but that’s not what we’re talking about here. “Jonathan Sims” was really named Lyfrassir Edda, they were born over a century ago on New Midgard, and they were not human.

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    07 May 2025

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    archi-lyf :DDDD (it took me 4 minutes to think of that) + POLYARCHIVES

  4. Public Bookmark 87

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    Then, slowly, almost unsure of himself, Jon began to smile. Not his usual, timid thank-you smile, but a full-on, almost maniacal grin.

    “Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Toy Soldier!” Jon practically shouted. Tim had never heard his boss sound so happy.

    The weird circus clown smiled back at Jon. “D’Ville! What a pleasant surprise! That bar fight didn’t kill you after all!”

    D’Ville? Bar fight? What?

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    18 Apr 2025

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    toy soldier nikola my beloved

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    FIRST MATE: i will literaly hunt you down and use ur head as a fuckkign paperweight

    Pew pew: says the one who actually got decapitated and then bit a bloke’s toes off

    FIRST MATE: hEY, you say that like its a bad thign

    A real Doctor: I agree w Jonny, toes are yummy :D

    Pew pew: shut the fuck up Marius

    FIRST MATE: shutt he fuck up marius

    The hot one: Shut the fuck up, Marius.

     

    OR -- I wrote a chatfic like it's 2020, except it's a TMA/Mechs crossover that really never should've left the dark crevices of my brain that it crawled out of. Featuring a vast array of homosexual hijinks, innumerable octokittens, emotional constipation to such a degree that no amount of laxatives could fix it, and a fuckload of explosions.

    ALSO -- This fic contains violence. And character death. Personally, I wouldn't say that it warrants any archive warnings, as I personally wouldn't consider it graphic and, although it is character death, the characters in question are kind of immortal, so, y'know. But I'm using 'chose not to use warnings' because others might consider it graphic or MCD. Please bear this in mind, and look after yourself :]

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    18 Apr 2025

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    silly chatfic best chatfic