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the one where they're all Mythological Issues TM by olive_garden_breadsticks
Fandoms: Ragnarok (TV 2020), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
13 Apr 2023
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"Magne was already having a strange day. Strange few months? Hell, it’s been a strange life. Today, though, his goal was not to think about that. Not to think about the fact that the Jutuls had confirmation that he was their prophesied enemy. Not to think about the old lady at the market, surprise surprise! giving him cryptic advice that left him with more questions than answers. Seriously, you’d think it’d be easier to give a straight answer for once, but apparently Magne can’t have nice things...It was all carefree Fucking Around™. That is, until they found the kid. Then it was back to our regularly scheduled programming, the strange life."
Instead of getting blasted to calypso's island (sorry girl), percy ends up in the mythology epicenter of norway (he doesn't know that). He also happens to be stumbled upon by two of the Mythological Issues (also unbeknownst to either party). It's fine though. This is fine.
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“A deal. You pretend to be my boyfriend for a few weeks, show up at my house, escort me to social functions and such. Your overall person, manner and opinions should be enough to truly scandalise my parents. You will only need to be yourself, only less... charming.”
Charles gave him a bright grin. “You think I’m charming?”
Edwin ignored him. “And I will act all smitten with you. When they offer you the money to break up with me – and rest assured, throwing money at problems is their only way of handling anything – you will take it. I shall be horribly heartbroken to make them feel guilty and any subsequent romantic partner who is a bit more... mellow than you will be quite welcome.”
Charles stared at him, unsure of how he could’ve ever thought of Edwin Payne as innocent. “Damn... you are a conniving little bastard, aren’t you?”-
Charles Rowland's first impression of Edwin Payne can be summerized as privileged, rich and aloof – also incredibly pretty, but that’s besides the point. However, when Edwin presents him with a scheme to piss off his conservative parents and get some money out of them in the process, Charles can’t resist the siren call of causing mayham for some Tories.
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