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The world is ending. And it’s happening as she sits at her kitchen island with an increasingly soggy bowl of cereal, wondering why the hell Foggy is calling her before eight in the morning on a Tuesday. She squelches her off brand Cheerios between her teeth and accepts the call.
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my love is an animal call by onebatch2batch
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV)
23 Jan 2024
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David makes a sympathetic noise. “Yikes. That bad, huh?”
“No, uh. She doesn’t live there anymore.”
“What?”
“I said—“
“No, no. What? That’s not possible.”
“What?” Frank furrows his brows. “Why?”
“Frank, I looked her up yesterday. I saw her get home from work on the cameras last night. She definitely still lives there. I mean, maybe she just didn’t answer, but–”
A trickle of ice water drips down his spine. He marks the gun on his hip, the blade in his pocket. His brain begins to whirl, remembering the face of the man in the doorway. “Someone answered the door. He said she didn’t live there anymore.”
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A ghost of Karen’s past shows up to get revenge, and Frank owns up to his feelings for her just in time.
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“Wait! Karen. Um.” Lisa wrings her hands and glances at her dad, who raises a brow. “I was wondering–I heard you say you don’t have Christmas plans. Dad is making a ham, and mashed potatoes and pie and everything. And I would–we would–like it if you came for dinner. To say thank you. And sorry. Please.”
“Oh!” Karen pauses, glancing between the two as she watches the silent conversation their faces seem to be having. “Well, thank you Lisa. That’s very nice of you to offer, but I wouldn't want to intrude.”
“You wouldn’t!” Lisa smiles pointedly at her dad. “Right, Dad?”
The ensuing silence is deafening, and then Frank finally turns and smiles, looking awkward but not upset. “Hope you like lumpy mashed potatoes.”
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Karen gets into a minor car accident and comes out of it attending the Castle holiday dinner.
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And I will put myself out on the line for you by onebatch2batch
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017)
11 Oct 2023
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“Can you hang tight for five minutes? ‘S all I need.”
“You’re coming here? No, Frank, I just–”
“Karen.”
“Fine, sure. I’ll just play candy crush or something.”
“I can’t tell if you’re jokin’,” he says dryly. “But in case you’re not–don’t do that. I’ll be there soon.”
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“And in the end, we were all just humans… Drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.”
— F. Scott FitzgeraldKastle Tumblr Prompts/Vignettes #2
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- Part 2 of Kastle Tumblr Drabbles/One Shots
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Fuck Your Answering Machine (Radio Star) by Oonionchiver
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Oct 2023
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‘Is that our Stevie boy back on the line?’
‘Hi, Eddie.’
‘Hey, man. You called at the same time as the other two nights. Can I ask, is that on purpose, or are you on a schedule?’
‘I uh, I don’t think I noticed.’
‘Ah, playing it cool, are you?’
‘Hardly.’
‘We got a Stevie Snort, another glorious first for the Late Side. What’s happening tonight, man?’
‘Can’t sleep.’
‘No good dreams to be had?’
‘Not for a really long time.’
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- Part 12 of Gift Fics
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07 Oct 2023
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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06 Sep 2023
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In which people keep mistaking Crowley and Aziraphale for a couple, and Aziraphale starts to wonder if there might be something to it.
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05 Sep 2023
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It's a square gem in an antique gold setting, real antique gold, with the sort of dullness to the metal that tells its age. There's nothing particularly ornate about it. The ruby itself is a simple cut – he’s not a jeweller, doesn’t know what to call it precisely, but it’s square-ish and bevelled at the edges – but it catches the light in such a way that it makes it seem like it has a thousand facets all across the surface of it. The rain creates a stippled effect, and even through two separate panes of glass Hob can see his reflection peering back at himself through the ruby’s deep face. £2500, says a placard set in front of it. Early 1900s RUBY pendant - real!!!
In 1989, drunk and heartsore and stumbling home from the soon-to-be-destroyed White Horse, Hob Gadling -- world's most loyal hound -- comes across a familiar-looking ruby in a pawn shop window.
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03 Sep 2023
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They only discovered that kissing had been invented - and tried and tested - fifty and a hundred years later, respectively, and had both initially thought it looked more uncomfortable than anything. Now, though. He’s seen humans in love, disgustingly in love, who it’d take all the combined forces of Heaven and Hell to separate, who have kissed each other as if air from the other is the only thing that would do anymore. It certainly hadn’t seemed uncomfortable for them.
It doesn’t seem too uncomfortable to Crowley, right now. The longer this split second drags, while Aziraphale smiles at him as if he’s something worth smiling at, the angel’s lips are starting to look like the most comfortable place on Earth.
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Crowley has wanted to kiss Aziraphale for hundreds of years. Now that he’s done it wrong, he’d rather not think about it anymore. Aziraphale is a different story entirely.
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31 Aug 2023