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    “I’m not sure I know,” Bill replied, “but I think w-we’re all childless. Is that ih-it?”

    There was a moment of shocked silence.

    “Yeah,” Mike said. “That’s it.”

    But that’s in a different universe. In this one, only five of the seven losers are childless. In this one, Stanley Uris throws out every razor he owns and books a flight to Bangor before he can change his mind or come to his senses, and he kisses his wife and his three kids goodbye on his way out the door.

    And about twelve hundred miles away, Eddie Kaspbrak is already well over halfway to Derry when he pulls over on I-95…

    … and he finds his nine-year-old daughter hiding in his trunk.

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    15 Jul 2025

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    FRANNIE!!!!

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    One of Stiles' favorite things about life is Derek Hale's food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.

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    “Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”

    His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”

    "Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?"

    Jimmy chuckles. "Good-looking guy, huh?"

    "You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn't snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV."

    Jimmy smiles a small private smile. "I don't think TV is his medium."

    Stiles raises an eyebrow. "Shy?"

    The man laughs heartily at that. "No, I wouldn't say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder."

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    “You. Wish me …complicit.” Dream hisses, the words grinding out from his chest, as there's no way the wide maw of needle teeth is currently capable of speaking that clearly. “You would have me voice it. Admit to it. To be brought low and ragged.”

    “I want your consent,” Hob huffs a small laugh, which might not be the best response, but God does he love this proud twit, “you pretty, deranged little thing. I'm not doing anything if you don't actually want me to, and we can stop at any point. It's important to me that you get that.”

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    30 Jan 2024

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    this is real monsterfucking shit bitch!!!
    we clown in this muthafucka betta get yo sensitive ass back to vampire aus!!!

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    "Tell me one thing," Flint says.

    Silver lifts his head, eyes full of apprehension. "If I can."

    "If you were to tell me about your past – about all the things you cannot bear for me to know – what do you think I might do?"

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    Charles is in the flower shop when it happens, standing among the roses and the tulips and such. He’s here for pansies, Thinking of you. He wants Edwin to know that he was.

    (or: 5 times Charles gets flowers for Edwin, and 1 time Edwin returns the favour.)

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    04 Sep 2024

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    charles feels so many things