pickleeerick
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
God, it’s that dick again.
That jerk who has a knack for showing up whenever I’m having a bad day and inevitably embarrass myself:
When I’m trying my best to look cool in front of him without realising my bag’s been open the whole time; when I’m entertaining Hunk with one of my many stories and accidentally spit my gum onto the floor; when Pidge stuck a ‘Kiss Me!’ post-it note for the entirety of Tuesday coincidentally as I passed said dick in the corridors approximately 5 times for the better part of an hour. But hey, who’s counting?
Dick, of course, refers to Kogane. The emo dude who gives off copious amounts of mysterious cool bad boy attitude, the guy who straddles a sleek ass motorcycle everyday to school, and the guy who just so happens to always be there when something horrendously humiliating happens to me.
OR
A series of unfortunate events where Lance is always embarrassing himself in the presence of Keith. It’s not his fault that Keith’s just always there when something stupid happens to Lance. Whatever the case, he definitely isn't flustered because of the dark-haired boy...right?
-
Tags
Summary
Everyone hates couples. Especially when they’re PDA-ing. What’s worse? When they’re PDA-ing in the middle of the movie theatre, interrupting the entire room with their incessant slurping. Lance finds himself suffering in this predicament. He just wanted to watch some chaotic fun at 2am to forget the heartbreak that has been haunting him for the past week. Instead, he's forced to look at some poorly made porno diagonally in front of him.
Blessed with insomnia, Keith decided to have some impulsive fun at the theatres to watch what rotten tomatoes critiqued as ‘one repulsive watch’. He did NOT expect the slurping behind him. Finally unable to stand it, he twists around with a vengeance only to find a gorgeous specimen behind the couple. Keith immediately turns back, now with a different resolve:
How do I get him to sit next to me?
OR
Lance and Keith are stuck in a movie theatre with a horny ass couple cockblocking them.