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    Peter Spankoffski’s life is boring and routine and he’s okay with that. Mostly.
    Until, one morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (He just doesn't know that part yet. Shhhh.)
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked.
    And then, the next morning he wakes up minutes before his alarm goes off, nauseous and sweaty and totally fucked. (By this point he’s figuring that one out. Good for him!)

    (Alternatively Titled: Pete gets stuck in a time loop. It’s just not, necessarily, his time loop.)

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    Ted Spankoffski is a lot of things: an asshole, a sleazeball, the 'other person' of more than a few adultery allegations, pansexual, and, most importantly, an unlucky fucking bastard.

    Except, this time, the story isn't about him. (It never really is, though, is it?) This time the only thing you need to know about Ted Spankoffski is that he's a big brother.

    And it's about damn time his little brother got a taste of that good, old fashioned Spankoffski luck, don't you think?

    (Alternatively titled: Ted's perspective on Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

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