neoneco (rockwarbler)
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Wanted: Feet Pics $100/Pic by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
13 Oct 2025
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After leaving his ex-girlfriend Bea, and taking her award winning cat with him, Carl is understandably low on funds. His savings wiped out in order to pay for Donut, he stumbles upon a personal ad that might be able to help him.
He’s going to have to get a little uncomfortable. But hey, it’s just foot pictures, right? What’s the big deal?As time goes on, and with a newly discovered little brother to add to the mix, keeping the two lives separated starts to become more difficult. And Foot Guy's requests are only getting weirder. But that's okay. If he gets too weird, Carl can always just block him.
Right?
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- Part 1 of Foot-Photo-Funtime!
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fly in the ointment, monkey in the wrench by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
08 Jan 2025
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MAJOR BOOK 7 SPOILERS AHEAD
The AI contemplates its favorite crawler as he sits on the floor of a dingy gas station in not-actually-Florida. One decision, and everything changes.
AKA the single most intimate moment of the AI’s life
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Fun-Ishments by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
14 Nov 2024
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**Major Book 7 Spoilers! Don't Proceed Until You've Read Up To Chapter 38, At Least!**
orren and carl are prisoners surviving a terrible hardship together and must rely on one another to survive: the spank fic
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Autofellatio For Two by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
11 Nov 2024
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Carl hasn’t slept in days. Not after that last dream. His family is worried about him, but right now everyone is just trying to make sure they survive the end of the floor.
With the Butcher’s Masquerade fast approaching, Carl tries his hand at some negotiation.
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- Part 3 of Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI
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You Have Been Paralyzed! by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Nov 2024
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Carl goes mushroom picking in the forest. Carl does not have a good time mushroom picking in the forest.
Takes place sometime towards the end of The Butcher's Masquerade.
Part 1 of a series of drabbles inspired by the various Status Effects in the book.
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- Part 1 of You Have Been Afflicted With...
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Dungeon After Hours with Daddy AI by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Sep 2025
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The System AI figures out a way to spend some quality time with his favorite crawler <3 Carl is less than thrilled
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Foot-Photo-Funtime! by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler), rockwarbler, Zravv
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
12 Oct 2025
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You Have Been Afflicted With... by firebuffalo, neoneco (rockwarbler)
Fandom: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
01 Nov 2024
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A series of drabbles, each one inspired by a different Status Effect from the books!
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I get a rush when I make you blush (I just wanna be your favourite) by Zravv for firebuffalo
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
24 Feb 2025
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The AI has a crush on Carl and access to the logs of the internet before the Collapse. In these logs, it finds some courtship rituals - things humans do for another when they want romantic and/or sexual attention. It tries these out on a disturbed and uncomfortable Carl.
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
20 Mar 2025
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Seven Ways to Style a Warlord’s Hair by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
17 Mar 2025
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“Yo!” Elle called the moment she stepped into the guildhall. “This time it’s me who gets to do his hair.”
“Well, obviously”, Donut said before I had the chance to reply. “We all agreed we’d save him for you this time.”
“What?” I said. We had not agreed on anything like that.
At least not out loud. I got the sudden uneasy feeling that they might’ve been talking about it in a chat group I wasn’t involved in.
“Perfect”, Elle said, clapping her hands together. “You just sit tight, boss. I’ll be ready for you in just a moment.”
I raised my eyebrows at Donut, who flicked her tail impudently. “What?” she asked. “Don’t look at me like that, Carl.”
Carl has long, beautiful, and very braidable hair. Everyone else seems to like it a lot more than he does.
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- Part 6 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
20 Mar 2025
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He’s Been With the Family For a While Now by railou
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 Feb 2025
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The man waved a hand at her from the doorway. “Hi, Donut.”
Princess Donut narrowed her eyes at him.
“Come on, Carl”, Miss Beatrice said, taking his hand and pulling him towards the bedroom. The man nearly stumbled on Princess Donut’s precious Mouse toy that lay on the floor. They both giggled drunkenly. Princess Donut sighed. Another of these kinds of manservants. Princess Donut watched them go, judging harshly.
Carl. She rolled that name around in her mind. Carl.
It was a good enough name, she supposed.
Life through Princess Donut's eyes before the Collapse.
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- Part 1 of DCC Oneshots
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
03 Feb 2025
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Breathe (In the Air) by NymphieKnowsNot
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
26 Jan 2025
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After the end of the crawl, Carl finds comfort in the AI.
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
26 Jan 2025
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Having some fun with Duke in Little Cibola.
Bookmarked by neoneco (rockwarbler)
23 Jan 2025