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    What could be better than a cross-country road trip with a kidnapped mad scientist and your friends (some of whom have tried to kill you before)?

    A series of humorous one-shots for a very stressful arc.

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    03 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    …okay, what the fuck?

    Noah can only stare in dazed bewilderment as a hand slowly emerges from one of his mirrors.

    He was rudely awakened from his much deserved nap by an alarm from King Bossy that someone entered the confessional. Chris wants every single scrap of drama that this show could get and that means sending Noah tumbling out of his bed in the corner of the room to activate his surveillance.

    He barely finished opening the damn portal before an amulet appeared in his face. And then came a fist, then an elbow, and then a shoulder. Before he knew it, a face managed to push through the rippling glass and another hand emerged to clasp tight onto Noah’s arm, the metal gauntlet digging into his skin.

    Green eyes blink open and stare up at the half-awake wizard, those eyes curving into crescents as the man going through the mirror gives Noah a dazzling smile.

    “Pleased to finally meet you, great magician. I’m prince Alejandro of the Burromuerto Kingdom, at your service.”

     

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    Total drama fantasy AU where Noah is the magical assistant to the worst fantasy reality entertainment show ever created while a certain prince keeps trying to get his attention.

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    26 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 95

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    Noah was eliminated in London. Alejandro won and, he was fine with that.

    He should have been fine with that, until a couple of eliminated contestants invite him to join an alliance of sorts. An alliance to make Alejandro pay.

    Noah doesn't care about revenge but, somehow he's volunteered to carry out the plan. Little does he know the plan will involve returning to the competition to face the very person he once called a teamate.

    There's absolutely no way will blow up in his face.

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    Basically, a Total Drama rewrite where Noah rejoins the competition instead of Blaineley-- with some additional support.

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    19 Nov 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    When a simple joke leads to a series of disastrous events that ends with a group of 5 lost in the desert, there's not much any of them can do (not Alejandro, Noah, Izzy, Owen or Tyler) except roll with the punches. As they end up in Cairo, wacky hijinks ensue... [I really don't like writing summaries. This summary is very bad. Honestly.]

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    10 Mar 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Upon arriving on site for total drama island, Noah promptly decides that no amount of money is worth it to stay on this island and decides to get himself voted off the show.

    while Noah is at the losers resort waiting for the show to wrap, Chris finds out about Noah’s knack for challenge creation and his ability to wrangle even the most insane people back on topic. He immediately decides to hire Noah as his personal assistant. Well, “hire” might not have been the right word. Oh well! He’s here now and he signed a contract so he can’t leave.

    Noah would like to say that he hates it here; in all honesty he’s payed far too much to be able to genuinely say that.

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    Noah isn’t very happy- but he’s certainly not miserable, which probably means that all is right in the universe.

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    27 Feb 2025