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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    When the New Avengers move into the Tower, Bob has almost nothing to his name. Most of his things are, to his knowledge, still across the globe.

    What else was he supposed to do when he got assigned to do the laundry?

     

    Or, 4 times Bob stole someone else’s clothes and 1 time someone noticed

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    14 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    You wake up.

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    20 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    The lines between joke and genuine intention are just too blurred, it's a whiskey damp evening, they each have some pretty heavy baggage of their own, but not right now. It might be the beginning of something else. Something more. Or it could just be their downfall, as soon as the disguises are off.

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    18 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Emotions are… fiddly. She can’t grab onto them, hold them close, and inspect them like she does the stuff she steals. What’s the difference between attraction and love? Is it sex? That seems too simple, and emotions are never simple. Sophie taught her that. But Hardison taught her that things don’t have to be complicated, that going with the flow isn't as bad as she thought it would be.

    “You know,” Parker starts, “before I met you all, things were so much simpler.”

    What was it Eliot said when they were conning those Nana-Haters? ‘Parker has a very binary sense of right and wrong.’ Before the team got together, she saw the world in black and white. Now she can see shades of gray. There are even hints of color when she closes her eyes.

    (or: the aftermath of the Polygeist Job, featuring a Parker who's been through enough therapy to detangle some of her feelings)

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    08 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Dylan tries. He really does.

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    12 May 2025