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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart
    I want to learn to rope and to ride
    I want to ride o'er the plains and the desert
    Out west of the great divide

     

    The infamous Lamb, Marshal Hamal, is short on cash when they roll back into the bustling river port of Ecumene. Luckily one of the city's strangest and wealthiest families, the Bishops, offers them the job of a lifetime. All they have to do is safely escort their brother Narinder across the western frontier to deliver a mysterious package. What could go wrong?

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    21 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    Wherein the Pines family business consists of accidentally starting apocalypses and stopping them.

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    21 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 46

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    OWCA is trying to force Perry to retire from fieldwork after his next completed mission, but Perry has a plan: If he doesn’t arrest or kill his next enemy, then the mission technically isn't completed.

    His next nemesis is a man called Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz, and Perry can't stand him.
    Obviously, he falls in love.

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    21 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    There's a lot to figure out after all this mess, but at least they won't be alone.

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    21 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    But you still think about that kiss when you get home. After you clean up. After you sprawl out on the couch, trying to gather up the strength to retreat all the way to your bedroom. Women have never really done it for you. You don't really have the social skills to make guy friends, either. Honestly? Now that you think about it…

    You're afraid to die having never been loved by anyone.

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    21 May 2025