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    "You’re tired I see, not so much bravery left in you now?" The hat grumbled, sorting through the different houses with dismissals this way and that. "Not a Ravenclaw, too much you don’t want to know for that. Not a Hufflepuff… loyalty you have Potter, in leaps and bounds but there’s a bitterness there, it will only hurt you in the future. It had better be…"

    Slytherin.

    The hat had actually placed him in Slytherin.

    The fucking audacity.

    Tom Riddle stopped in the hall way on his way out, offering a polite nod as Dumbledore passed him off to his new head of house.

    "Welcome to Slytherin Harry Potter."

    He was going to burn that fucking hat.

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    07 Apr 2025

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.

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    17 Dec 2024

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    Bilbo Baggins has been a hobbit for many long years and he should very much like to keep it that way, thank you very much.

    An old friend drops by Bag End with the offer of an adventure and despite Bilbo's refusal, the idea of only thirteen dwarves and a wizard facing a dragon may just convince him yet. After all, he has experience with the Great Dragons of the North. Once upon a time, he was one.

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    20 Aug 2024

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    Balin blinks, shifting backwards. “Laddie, it’s—it’s been a year. Bilbo has returned home, to the Shire.” He looks at Thorin, then says more gently, “I did not realize you counted the hobbit among your treasures.”

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    18 Aug 2024

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    After hearing the last words of a fatally wounded Thorin Oakenshield, Belladonna Baggins flees Erebor before he's cold in his grave. Before he's even in his grave, really. Which, as it turns out, is a mistake, for he is neither dead nor dying, and does not appreciate having to go all the way back to the Shire to get her back.

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    12 Aug 2024