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    "I just want him to know how I feel--and not be freaked out or anything. I don't need him to feel the same, I just want him to understand."

     

    In which Eddie accidentally makes a deal with a devil, and Steve's bisexual awakening takes him by force

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    It had always been difficult for Lambert to settle down and focus. Meditation was out of the question no matter how much trainers tried to get him to focus and do it. At least, that was the case until Eskel took an interest in him. Over the years that developed into something more, even if Lambert never really expected it.

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    Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"

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    "So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"

    Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."

    Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"

    "Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."

    Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."

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    Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.

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    “Dammit, why does no one ever get the details right?” Eddie sighs, turning to slap his hand against the wall for emphasis, shaking his head in dramatic disappointment. “She was sucking your horsedick outside a Jiffy Lube.”

    “That’s—it doesn’t matter, Munson! Why did you tell everyone I have a huge dick?”

    “I told you I would keep your secret.” Munson puts a hand over his heart, batting his lashes. “And I promise you, Harrington, I am nothing if not a man of my word.”

     

    Eddie walks in on Steve naked.

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