theawkwardgrape



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    House has been hiding this little secret of his for years. Too bad it's coming back to bite him on the ass.

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    Carmen doesn’t remember how long he’s known Richie for. The first memory he has of him is hating his ass and wanting to wipe that smirk off his face.

    But, for someone so used to being face to face with him, screaming at each other on the top of their lungs, Carmen easily forgets that Richie is factually bigger than him.

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    She frowned. “Remember the deal, Carm? We talked about this.”

    This could mean a million things, Sydney acknowledged. It could mean the weekly standing lunches and dinners they’d agreed to, trying out the different spots in the city they thought might bring inspiration. It could mean him picking up all of Nat’s calls, so long as she picked up all of her dad’s. It could mean, even, Syd making him an iced Americano with her fancy espresso machine every time he drove her to work.

    But as Carmy’s eyes went half-lidded, she knew she wasn’t misunderstood. Her words rang a bell to the most important agreement they’d decided on, months ago. One that had kept them more than afloat.

     

    The meaner you are out there, the meaner I’ll be to you here.

     

    Or: Sydney keeps Carmy in check.

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    It's general knowledge that Danny stinks when it comes to weapons and Nick has scheduled him for a day of training.

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    "Saxon was all enraged and savaged the ever-lovin' fuck out of the poor cheese."

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