thelastcromwell



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    If you're saving the galaxy, you could just as well blow something up. Or have some other kind of fun.

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    “Unscheduled off-world activation. All military personnel prepare for hostile engagement!”
    The portal rippled and warped and then it spit out two… kids? Jack didn’t get a good look at the two figures before they crashed against the metal gateway. All he could see was a touch of blond hair and a wooden cane that deponently rolled away from its owners until it touched Jack’s boots.

    At this point, Jack should be used to the chaos that was his job at Stargate Command, but Edward and Alphonse Elric were a new kind of trouble.
    Featuring: discussions on linguistics, military ranks, science - and a knife.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    It starts with the second-worst day of Edward Elric's life.

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    25 Nov 2024

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    Being a Council Spectre is about more than shooting people. There is a lot of shooting people, of course, but there's also investigation, de-escalation, negotiation, lying through your teeth. Commander Shepard, the Butcher of Torfan, mostly just shoots people. Luckily, the Normandy just picked up one Harry Du Bois, human can-opener, and his partner, after a mishap that could not have avoided by Harry simply spending less time rooting through the city for old discarded postcards and more time doing his job, thank you very much.

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    23 Aug 2024

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    Izuku Midoriya has a Quirk that changes every day. It could be something weak, powerful, weird, dangerous, or all the above. Regardless, he's still gonna be a hero, no matter what Quirk the universe decides he has today.

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    08 Jul 2024

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    The Resistance finds itself in a logistical pickle when one of its best medics is captured, and they don't have the resources to properly supply a rescue expedition. Luckily, that medic's brother is... curious about something...

    “No. No. Absolutely not,” Marcille said, pointing at a Chryssalid head roasting over an open fire.

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    06 Jun 2024