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Sir Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, explorer, was not among the explorers to reach the South Pole first. Instead, he is mounting a new expedition in 1914 to cross the Antarctic continent from the Weddell Sea to the Ross Sea. As he assembles a crew, he finds himself drawn to Stede Bonnet, who he hires to captain his ship, the Resolve.
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secret moments in a crowded room by mediocrepirate, WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jun 2025
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Ed’s eyes widen. “I—didn’t you—” His chest is heaving as he struggles to get words out. But Stede knows what he’s asking: Didn’t you want me to come?
“You said I could use you when and where I wanted this weekend, darling. Not that I had to let you come. If you’re good for me, then maybe I’ll let you come–before we go back home.”
Ed’s flushed face is a study in shock, his jaw working but no words coming out for a few moments. “Well, shit,” he finally blurts out.
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Ed gives Stede a free use weekend in honor of his birthday. Or, five times Stede wouldn’t let Ed come, and one time he did.
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21 Aug 2025
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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash for ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“We need to go in five, okay?” he says, with just a little…tap-tap. His hand, Ed’s ass. Totally innocent. Absent-minded, even. Supes caszh.
Ed’s vision tunnels.
(or: Ed will do anything in his power to get spanked by Stede. Except ask for it. He's not doing that.)
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18 Aug 2025
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Ed volunteers to be a demo bottom for a new Dom in the scene: The Gentleman Sadist.
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20 Jul 2025
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Life Finds a Way by ClaireGregory
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
12 Mar 2023
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Palaeontologist Ed Teach is the foremost expert in his field, working on the same digs for decades. When billionaire Stede Bonnet appears at his site asking him to visit a new dinosaur theme park to give his endorsement, he doesn't know what to expect. But he needs the funding, so he reluctantly agrees.
The last thing he imagined he’d find at Jurassic Park was actual living dinosaurs. The next last thing was Stede himself, palaeobotanist and heir to the company that owns the park. He’s been tasked with showing Ed around the lost world he helped to create, and winning him over.
Stede’s charming, sure, and enthusiastic, and his passion for all the things Ed loves brings back a spark that’s long been lost. But nothing is as it seems, and as a storm closes in and chaos descends on the island, Ed’s about to discover that Stede has very different plans to his father. Then again, Ed's got different plans of his own.
First, they’ll have to survive.
Then, they’ll have to escape.
And then they can find a way for the past and the future to exist together.Life… finds a way. Ed and Stede find their way together, too, along with the whole crew.
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17 Jun 2025
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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17 Jun 2025