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    (ENDGAME SPOILERS. BUT I'M CHANGING THINGS.)

    Tony worries his brain is misfiring, transporting him across time and space in one final insane journey. He swallows hard, and he hears those garbled voices again. He can’t make out words, or tone, or who the hell is talking, but somebody definitely is, and it sounds strangely like they’re underwater. Or he is.

    He grits his teeth and turns around, and before he can even begin to trudge over towards Peter’s room, he’s stopped in his tracks.

    By a door. In the middle. Of the living room. Straight up and down like a monolith, just beside the glass coffee table.

    Tony chews on his lower lip and stares at it. “Well that’s new,” he says, still rooted to the spot.

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    What to Do When Your Wife Is Out of the Country: A Guide by Tony Stark

    1) Gain partial custody of a child
    2) Sleep on the couch
    3) Have the child gain partial custody of you

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    (...and one time he’s stuck alone.)

    “I wonder if Pepper’s reported me missing yet,” Tony says, with an exaggerated sigh. “I wonder if this is some kind of scheme to kidnap me or something.”

    “I think the ride’s just broken,” Peter says.

    “Today of all goddamn days,” Tony says, exasperation clear in his voice and in his eyes. “Ruining our trip—”

    “It’s not ruined,” Peter says. “Look, we’re hanging out."

    “Real quality time,” Tony huffs. “Us, a few other trapped members of the general public, and a handful of animatronic pirates. Drunk pirates. Repeating themselves.”

    (Infinity War spoilers!)

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