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fishy, fishy, cross my ocean by traderjoeschocolatebar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 Jul 2025
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You're a biochemistry student at the University of Washington and training for your next triathlon when you get pulled into the world of violence and drama of a species you thought Disney made up to sell merchandise. A retelling of the events of Stardust Crusaders with a little extra salt (I think I'm hilarious).
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Hands to yourself, please by traderjoeschocolatebar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
12 Jul 2024
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Despite his seeming aversion to touch, Jotaro seems to pick you up a lot. You're not too convinced it's not on purpose.
4 times Jotaro picks you up and 1 time you return the favour. -
God, I wish Google Translate existed in 1983 by traderjoeschocolatebar
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jul 2024
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Now well on your journey, you and the rest of the Crusaders spend the evening in a bar (as one does). However, the language barrier you've been up against since the beginning of the journey makes it difficult for you to feel included, and you think it best to leave yourself out -- until a certain bilingual delinquent finds you.
this is literally operation let the Crusaders have fun for one damn night because Let! Them! Have! Fun!
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love is the only thing we can carry with us by ahtohallan_calling
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies)
24 Dec 2019
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After falling ill as a child and never fully recovering, Anna of Arendelle has been kept hidden away from the world-- and the truth about the severity of her illness has always been kept from her. After she falls ill again just a few months shy of her wedding, she’s taken up into the fresh air of the surrounding mountains as a last-ditch effort to help her regain her full strength. It's Kristoff's job to take care of her-- and keep the secret.
As each of them struggles with the challenges of their situation, an unexpected complication suddenly arises: they just might be falling in love.
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- Part 1 of litotwccwu
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16 Jun 2025
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Someday Soon I’ll See You (But Now You’re Out Of Sight) by MaryaDmitrievnaLikesSundays
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
19 Mar 2021
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Alexander Claremont-Diaz was twenty-eight years old when a car crash took his life.
The entire world grieved, and the entire world remembered.
But for some people, it wasn’t just a figurehead that died. It was a friend, a brother, a son. A husband. And remembering all of Alex was a hell of a task to undertake.
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Or, how six people in Alex’s life work through his death.
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06 Mar 2025
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Henry Fox is a nurse at the New York Cancer Center. He’s happy with his job, content enough with his life, but it all gets turned on its head when he connects with a patient with a brain tumor—Alex Claremont-Diaz.
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Henry is a nurse, Alex is a patient, I suck at summaries.
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03 Mar 2025
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The man starts to cock the hammer of gun, and Alex squeezes his eyes shut, his lower lip trembling almost imperceptibly.
“Stop!” Henry shouts, his voice cracking. “I’ll give you whatever you want, I’ll do anything…just please, don’t hurt him.”
Alex’s eyes fly open, shooting Henry the same incredulous look that he gave him in the hallway, and Henry knows he’s shown too much of his hand, revealed a part of himself that he’d sworn he would take to his grave, but he’s too full of fear and desperation to feel self-conscious about it now. He can deal with the consequences when they get out of this.
If they get out of this.
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What if the moment in the hospital wasn’t a false alarm and the publicity surrounding the forced bromance between Alex and Henry had the adverse effect of them being kidnapped together?
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03 Mar 2025
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He looks up when the door opens, dark eyes wide and wild, but Henry would know them anywhere. Would know every curve and angle of this face, even with the heavy stubble obscuring the dimple in his chin, even with the dark circles beneath his eyes, even with the greyish cast to his usually-warm brown skin that is, frankly, terrifying.
“Alex?”
“Took you fucking long enough,” he groans, then stumbles past Henry into the flat, leaving a trail of bloody footsteps behind in his wake.
(When a certain beautiful, antagonistic detective shows up bleeding on his doorstep in the middle of the night, Henry's ability to deal with his attraction is put to the test.)
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02 Mar 2025